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Top 25 Classic Country Songs:
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Nan(TX)    Posted 03-08-2003 at 09:09:19       [Reply]  [Send Email]
Top 25 "Classic" Country Songs:
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25. Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye.
24. Her Teeth Was Stained, But Her Heart Were Pure.
23. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?
22. I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling.
21. I Just Bought A Car From A Guy That Stole My Girl, But The Car Don't Run, So I Figure We're Even.
20. I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You.
19. I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well.
18. I Still Miss You, Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better.
17. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win.
16. I'll Marry You Tomorrow But Let's Honeymoon Tonight.
15. I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like Having You Here
14. I've Got Tears In My Ears From Lyin' On My Back and Cryin' Over You.
13. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You.
12. If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now.
11. Mama Get A Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head).
10. My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love You.
9. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Sure Do Miss Him.
8. Please Bypass This Heart.
7. She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger.
6. You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat.
5. You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly.
4. If the Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me.
3. She's Actin' Single and I'm Drinkin' Doubles.
2. She's Looking Better After Every Beer.
And the Number 1 Country and Western song of all Time is........

1. I Haven't Gone To Bed With Any Ugly Women, But I've Sure Woke Up With A Few.




Drop Kick Me (nan)    Posted 03-08-2003 at 16:32:27       [Reply]  [Send Email]
Drop Kick Me Jesus Though The Goalposts Of Life

Song from Bobby Bare's Greatest Hits, Bareworks Inc.
Words and music by Paul Craft.
CD, BWCD-040292

Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life
End over end neither left nor to right
Straight through the heart of them righteous uprights
Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life.

Make me, oh make me, Lord more than I am
Make me a piece in your master game plan
Free from the earthly tempestion below
I’ve got the will, Lord if you’ve got the toe.

Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life
End over end neither left nor to right
Straight through the heart of them righteous uprights
Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life.

Take all the brothers who’ve gone on before
And all of the sisters who’ve knocked on your door
All the departed dear loved ones of mine
Stick’em up front in the offensive line.

Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life
End over end neither left nor to right
Straight through the heart of them righteous uprights
Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life.

Yeah, Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life
End over end neither left nor to right
Straight through the heart of them righteous uprights
Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life.



Dave Smith,    Posted 03-08-2003 at 16:09:03       [Reply]  [Send Email]
A peakin through the knot hole in grampas wooden leg. Who'll wind the clock when IM gone? Go get the ax there's a flea in Suzies hair. For a boys best friend is his mother.
Dave


ricky/Tx    Posted 03-08-2003 at 14:39:24       [Reply]  [No Email]
I have been sangin those songs for years


I've Got Tears In My Ears From Lyin' On My Back and Cryin' Over You.    Posted 03-08-2003 at 13:56:58       [Reply]  [Send Email]
That I would pay money to see.
Nan


DeadCarp - lol    Posted 03-08-2003 at 13:49:33       [Reply]  [No Email]
Boy there's some truth in summa that poetry isn't there? :)


Bob/Ont    Posted 03-08-2003 at 19:50:58       [Reply]  [Send Email]
Hey Carp, where did you just get back from? Some folks thought you where ice fishing and I wondered if it melted and flooded your puter.
Later Bob


Nan(TX)    Posted 03-08-2003 at 21:21:40       [Reply]  [Send Email]

This is were I envision him.


DeadCarp - might as well have    Posted 03-08-2003 at 20:11:32       [Reply]  [No Email]
Well let's see Bob - right when we had the place sold and were ready to re-retire, the hard drive went out. Then the new one went out. THEN the furnace went out, well needed replacement, van heater quit, truck conked out, pontoon froze in, we moved and lost the boxes with all the cords and recovery stuff and discs and - oh alright - i went ice fishing and it melted and flooded the puter. And i'm "somewhere in the garage" with everything else. :)




Bob/Ont    Posted 03-09-2003 at 18:14:11       [Reply]  [Send Email]
Carp, how come you have the same kind of stuff I have. Everything I have is in about the same condition, gotta start replacing a lot of stuff real soon or I will have to walk every where and freeze when I get home too. Glad you made it back.
Later Bob


Maggie/TX    Posted 03-08-2003 at 10:10:34       [Reply]  [No Email]
ROFL!! Good one, Nan! :)


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