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Cindi    Posted 06-13-2003 at 06:09:12       [Reply]  [No Email]
The following is an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey:
The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...

Follow the directions below to find your new name.

Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new
first name:
a = poopsie
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gidget
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim
j = stinky
k = flunky
l = boobie
m = pinky
n = zippy
o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = tootie
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa

Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:

a = apple
b = toilet
c = giggle
d = burger
e = girdle
f = barf
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = cootie
j = monkey
k = potty
l = liver
m = banana
n = rhino
o = bubble
p = hamster
q = toad
r = gizzard
s = pizza
t = gerbil
u = chicken
v = pickle
w = chuckle
x = tofu
y = gorilla
z = stinker

Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:

a = head
b = mouth
c = face
d = nose
e = tush
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = butt
l = brain
m = tushie
n = chunks
o = hiney
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = buns
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = kisser
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = brains
z = juice

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober

I am zippy bubble fanny, and that's a little too close for comfort. Grin

Foz    Posted 06-14-2003 at 19:19:16       [Reply]  [No Email]
Oprah Girdletush? I just don't see it .....

Boobie Bubblebrain    Posted 06-14-2003 at 14:51:09       [Reply]  [Send Email]
This can't be right, good grief :)

Boobie Bubblebrain was mine


Lumpy Applepants    Posted 06-13-2003 at 17:11:04       [Reply]  [No Email]
So who figgured out my name, been accused of it for years!

Poopsie girdlefanny    Posted 06-13-2003 at 10:27:13       [Reply]  [No Email]
Ahem.....I really liked my other name better. Thanks for the chuckle, tho. :)

Ludwig    Posted 06-13-2003 at 08:12:47       [Reply]  [No Email]
Loopy Appletushie...

My wife says it fits.
She's Fluffy Appletushie, which is somehow strangely
appropriate. Her maiden name was Applebuns.

Red Dave    Posted 06-13-2003 at 06:22:37       [Reply]  [No Email]
My two youngest ones like those books too. Seems a little silly to me, but what does and old redneck like me know anyway.
At least it keeps them away from that durn TV for a little while.

Red Dave AKA Red Squeezit?

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