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Cindi    Posted 06-30-2003 at 08:35:13       [Reply]  [No Email]
Another wall-eyed weekend has passed by and nobody died. That always amazes me. Weekends is the time when hubby catches up with all the litle indescretions that happen over the course of the week and the proverbial poopy hits the fan.

"Who left my battery charger out in the back yard?!"


"I know nothing." I say innocently. How could I narc on Jake? He got the riding mower running for me. I will just pull him to the side and remind him not to do that anymore.

"Who put the dent in the Ford...piled the stuff on top of the freezer...left the gate open...let the dog out....let the cat in...BROKE MY TOMATO PLANT!!??"

Can he tell my grin is fixed and fake?

"I suspect it was farm gremlins, dear. You know how pesky those things are."

"How do you know!?" He stares me down and my grin starts to wobble. "What qualifies you to make that determination!?" Eye to eye, nose to nose. "Are YOU an expert in farm gremilins?"

"No"....I start to sidle out of reach..."but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night." Weak giggle.

Momentary silence.

"One of these days," he says waving fist around dramatically..."bang! To the moon, Cindi!"

Yep, yep, I see it coming too

Jimbob    Posted 06-30-2003 at 12:30:41       [Reply]  [No Email]
My wife runs the 'who gets what info' thing here. Funniest secret to date was the bad door hindge on her mini van (I traveled a lot- did not see it). The metal work just was poor from Chrysler & the hindges needed replacing. This poor design only effected the drivers door. It would not shut right.

Real story:
She backed up at a gas station & about removed the door on a guard post. I would sometimes tease her that men are better drivers which makes her mad (I can't find anything else that gets her cranked up). So, she did not tell me the real story.

Ron,Ar    Posted 06-30-2003 at 10:58:24       [Reply]  [No Email]
Thats funny! Sounds like your family may have a future as politicians. You ask them something, they don't know anything either.

rhouston    Posted 06-30-2003 at 09:57:10       [Reply]  [No Email]
It's Garden Nomes. If he dosn't believe you just let him watch a copy of the movie "Chicken Run". Then he will believe.

Maggie/Tx    Posted 06-30-2003 at 18:58:44       [Reply]  [No Email]
I LOVE that movie! :) Tickles me to death to see chickens talking...with lips!

Skinwhittler-    Posted 06-30-2003 at 08:43:42       [Reply]  [No Email]
shoot child but you can write. lame on him a hittin you though. a coward strikes a women.

cowgirlj    Posted 06-30-2003 at 10:38:09       [Reply]  [Send Email]
I don't think Fred would ever hit Cindi. She was analagying (is that how you spell that?) the "Honey Mooners" with Jackie Gleeson, you know.... "POW!" "To the moon alice!"

Clod    Posted 06-30-2003 at 08:54:08       [Reply]  [No Email]
I had nephews who used to loose or distroy all my tools,testers and hi fi stuff.Now they own all the best equipment..But everything they own has a padlock on it.When they have to pay the price to get the things then they take great care of property.

Randy    Posted 06-30-2003 at 08:48:45       [Reply]  [Send Email]
Really don't think the hubby will hit her. It' an old line from the "Honeymooners" tv show.

Skinwhittler    Posted 06-30-2003 at 09:49:57       [Reply]  [No Email]
holy moses son, i know that. she cant get away with writtin as good as that with out some load of poles to carry. hehe- skinwhittler

Cindi    Posted 06-30-2003 at 08:59:30       [Reply]  [No Email]
Nah...he would never hit me.

skinwhittler-    Posted 06-30-2003 at 11:02:16       [Reply]  [No Email]
i knew that all along

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