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Women drivers.....
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Cindi    Posted 07-05-2003 at 07:23:02       [Reply]  [No Email]
A joke for you....

Driving to the office this morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new Mustang doing 65 mph with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner. I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup.

As a man, I don't scare easily. But for some reason, she scared the heck out of me. So much so that I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed, and burned Big Jim and the Twins, ruined the dang phone, soaked my trousers, and disconnected an important call.

Dang women drivers!!

Jimbob    Posted 07-05-2003 at 20:42:01       [Reply]  [No Email]
Funny. Each have pluses & minuses as drivers.

Women are not bad drivers as a whole- just more careful meaning they do wait for traffic to clear. Men will pull out into a small opening then 'floor it'!

Ana    Posted 07-05-2003 at 12:07:17       [Reply]  [No Email]
Where I live I have noticed that men and women alike are driving faster and more aggresively while at the same time are much more likely to be doing something else at the same time. I have five miles of a winding two-lane highway to get to my turn-off and every time I drive it I meet someone across the center line because they are driving too fast to control their auto on the curves. I wonder that there aren't more deaths.

Clod    Posted 07-05-2003 at 17:19:48       [Reply]  [No Email]
I have nothing but praise for lady drivers.How about THAT Lenore?

Lenore    Posted 07-05-2003 at 17:26:15       [Reply]  [No Email]

That was an excellent answer!
I could not have said better myself.

Clod    Posted 07-05-2003 at 17:29:09       [Reply]  [No Email]
Ooh,,Lenore,,I been wanting to tell you,,,,,,,Oh never mind,,,,,

Lenore    Posted 07-05-2003 at 17:30:45       [Reply]  [No Email]
I know, pal, you want to go for a ride in my convertible.

Clod    Posted 07-05-2003 at 17:32:57       [Reply]  [No Email]
Yes,, But ,, Ok ,let's ride!

Lenore    Posted 07-05-2003 at 17:36:30       [Reply]  [No Email]

Just hop in; I'll let you drive!

Clod    Posted 07-05-2003 at 17:43:09       [Reply]  [No Email]
WOW!! You found our old 57 Chevy! You take good care of things..It is hot enough to go to Galveston with the top down.Just grab a hat so your hair wont frazzle in the wind.

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