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Ludwig    Posted 08-14-2001 at 10:19:29       [Reply]  [No Email]
and it just gets worse.
So my burnt foot is feeling alot better.
I went down to the range with my dad on saturday and the first time down the range I was feeling pretty good, only a little limp with the burnt toes, when WHAMMMO!!! I stepped in a hole and twisted my ankle.
Its amazing how the screaming pain in my ankle completely blotted out the pain in my foot.


Larry    Posted 08-14-2001 at 19:16:05       [Reply]  [Send Email]

I was always told that we were all born farmers. As soon as we came into this world we started milking and putting out manure.


Mudcat49    Posted 08-14-2001 at 16:51:02       [Reply]  [No Email]
Ludwig:
I know spelling doesn't count in here, BUT:
The correct spelling of the word is NEKKID, at least down south it is !!
Oh and BTW, wot makes babys born Nekkid, is sex!!


phyllis    Posted 08-14-2001 at 12:56:35       [Reply]  [Send Email]
Some days, it just doesn't pay to get outta bed. In your case, it might be some "weeks".


Ludwig    Posted 08-14-2001 at 13:03:05       [Reply]  [No Email]
So after I got home from the range I took out a hammer and mashed my thumb about as hard as I could. Things like this usually happen in threes.
I go on vacation in two weeks, wanted to get it over with.


phyllis    Posted 08-14-2001 at 13:09:01       [Reply]  [Send Email]
I think, if I were you, I might reconsider going on vacation!! There are too many possibilities of things going wrong while away from home like that... I used to have a problem with glass. It liked to cut me. For whatever reason, about once or twice every other year, I'd get cut. Even after it kept happening, and I was careful, it would still sneak up on me. Coffee cups, glass doors, windows, whatever. Now, I stay away from glass as much as possible. Use plastic drinking glasses, put plastic on the back door (after the glass fell down and tried to get me). So far, it's been probably 4-5 years since I've been attacked by anything made of glass. I still expect it to happen though. I worry about the monitor here sometimes. Wonder if they make any out of plastic...


big fred    Posted 08-14-2001 at 20:56:55       [Reply]  [No Email]
Nope, but you could get yerself a teletype. Graphics would be pretty bad, though. ;o)


Dreamweaver    Posted 08-14-2001 at 12:30:22       [Reply]  [No Email]
Ludwig - Just stick your foot up to the PC monitor and we will all kiss your booboo.


OW    Posted 08-15-2001 at 06:29:12       [Reply]  [No Email]
Re: Ludwig - Just stick your foot up to the PC monitor and we will all kiss your booboo.
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Whoop, wait a goldarn minute ----
I like Ludwig as much as anybody, but even if he put his patootie up to the monitor........ lol


Alvin NE WI    Posted 08-14-2001 at 19:16:55       [Reply]  [No Email]
DW-- you're first in line!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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