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The Baptist dog
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Les    Posted 07-11-2003 at 12:46:34       [Reply]  [No Email]
A friend sent this to me. Thought you might all enjoy it.

A Baptist couple felt it important to own an equally
Baptist pet, so they went shopping.
At a kennel specializing in Baptist dogs, they found one
that they liked a lot.
When they asked the dog to fetch the Bible, he did it
in a flash. When they instructed him to look up Psalm 23, he
complied equally fast, using his paws with dexterity.
Impressed, they purchased the animal and went home.
That night, they had friends over.
They were so proud of
the new Baptist dog and his skills, they called the dog and
showed off a little.
The friends were impressed, and asked whether the dog was able to do any of the "usual" dog tricks as well.
This stopped the couple cold, as they hadn't thought of normal dog tricks.
"Well," they said, "let's try it out."
Once more they called the dog and they clearly

pronounced the command, "heel."

Quick as a wink, the dog jumped up,

put his paw on the man's forehead, closed his eyes in concentration,

and bowed his head......

It was then that the couple realized they'd been deceived.

The dog was Pentecostal.

Hal/WA    Posted 07-11-2003 at 22:56:57       [Reply]  [No Email]
Love it! That one will be sent to my best friend, who has been in the Assembley of God all his life. I know he will get a chuckle, and it will be a joke he can tell his Dad.

Keep 'em coming!

DeadCarp - oh no    Posted 07-11-2003 at 13:14:12       [Reply]  [No Email]
You coulda hone all day without typing that Les - but you had to, didn't ya? heh heh :)

paynts    Posted 07-11-2003 at 13:16:01       [Reply]  [No Email]
That was hilarious-may I send it on?
BTW I was brought up First Southern Baptist

Salmoneye    Posted 07-11-2003 at 13:15:52       [Reply]  [No Email]
I am still chuckling...

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