Posted 08-20-2001 at 19:38:10
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Depends on who you ask.
Moses:And God came down from the Heavens,and He said to the chicken,"Thou shalt cross the road."And the chicken crossed the road,and there was much rejoicing.
Sigmund Freud:"The fact that you are all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying s*xual insecurity."
Charles Darwin;" Chickens,over a great period of time,have been naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically predisposed to cross roads."
Albert Einstein:"Whether the chicken crossed the road,or the road moved beneath the chicken depends on your frame of reference."
Budda:"Asking the question denies your own chicken nature."
Bill Gates:"I have just released the Chicken Office 2001,which will not only cross roads,but will lay eggs,file your important documents and balance your checkbook."
Grandpa:"In my day,we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road.Someone told us the chicken crossed the road and that was good enough for us."
Ernest Hemingway: "To die.In the rain."
Colonel Sanders:"You mean I missed one?"