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Why did the chicken cross the road?
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Alvin-Va    Posted 08-20-2001 at 19:38:10       [Reply]  [No Email]
Depends on who you ask.

Moses:And God came down from the Heavens,and He said to the chicken,"Thou shalt cross the road."And the chicken crossed the road,and there was much rejoicing.

Sigmund Freud:"The fact that you are all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying s*xual insecurity."

Charles Darwin;" Chickens,over a great period of time,have been naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically predisposed to cross roads."

Albert Einstein:"Whether the chicken crossed the road,or the road moved beneath the chicken depends on your frame of reference."

Budda:"Asking the question denies your own chicken nature."

Bill Gates:"I have just released the Chicken Office 2001,which will not only cross roads,but will lay eggs,file your important documents and balance your checkbook."

Grandpa:"In my day,we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road.Someone told us the chicken crossed the road and that was good enough for us."

Ernest Hemingway: "To die.In the rain."

Colonel Sanders:"You mean I missed one?"

Okie-Dokie    Posted 08-21-2001 at 17:29:18       [Reply]  [Send Email]
While gathering eggs this evening, I posed just such a question to my White Rocks. To the girl, they all denied ever being on the other side of the road. Asking the head rooster brought this reply, and I quote " Because it is there."

By the way, does every one know what the Armadillo is? Answer: Living proof that townies and sewer rats will inter-breed.

JoeK    Posted 08-21-2001 at 11:54:44       [Reply]  [No Email]
The chicken never crossed the road,however the local politicos,bowing under pressure from the new yuppie small plot buyers,who didn't like chickens,rerouted the road on the other side of the chicken and billed the cost to the local residents based on how much total road frontage they owned and their livestock head count.

Of course this is only a(conspiracy)theory!

Alvin-Va    Posted 08-22-2001 at 05:11:35       [Reply]  [No Email]
JoeK,thanks.This would really be funny if it won't so danged true.Don't think its a conspiracy theory,not down here anyway.Maybe we can add this to the bottom of the story as an ending.Title it something like,What Really Happened.
Different part of the Country,same problems,good luck.

Matthew Bresette    Posted 01-20-2004 at 08:12:55       [Reply]  [Send Email]
Cause it wanted to.

Jerry B    Posted 08-21-2001 at 06:16:44       [Reply]  [No Email]
I heard the chicken crossed the road to show the possum it can be done.

Hogman    Posted 08-22-2001 at 19:33:42       [Reply]  [No Email]
Twer'nt a possom,twas a Armadiller.
Possoms make it accrost kinda regular

Redbelly1    Posted 08-21-2001 at 04:05:35       [Reply]  [No Email]
Why do chickens do anything?

scooterhead    Posted 08-21-2001 at 03:03:59       [Reply]  [No Email]
Dont care why , Just gota go over there to get the egg !!!!!!

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