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~Lenore    Posted 07-30-2003 at 09:42:58       [Reply]  [No Email]

When I die, I want to go like my grandmother,
who died peacefully in her sleep.
Not screaming like all the passengers in her car.

A young man was sitting in class when the professor asked him if he knew what the Roe vs. Wade decision was.
He sat quietly, pondering this profound question.
Finally, after giving it a lot of thought, he sighed and said,
"I think this was the decision George Washington made prior to crossing the Delaware."

A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day.....
30,000 to a man's 15,000 words.
The wife replied, "Thereason has to be because a woman has to say everything twice."
Thehusband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"

A man said to his wife one day,
"I don't know how you can be so stupid
and so beautiful all at the same time."
The wife responded, "Allow me to explain it to you.
God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!"

Reddee    Posted 07-30-2003 at 20:46:32       [Reply]  [No Email]
LOL!! Those bring a smile to my face!!! Reddee

Les    Posted 07-30-2003 at 13:57:01       [Reply]  [No Email]
ROFL at the first one! Now what were the others again, please?

~Lenore    Posted 07-30-2003 at 16:15:22       [Reply]  [No Email]
The first one was my favorite, too.
Sorry, Les, I do not have enough words or time to explain the others. ;-)

Vic in Kenefick    Posted 07-30-2003 at 10:09:08       [Reply]  [No Email]

Maggie/TX    Posted 07-30-2003 at 11:45:07       [Reply]  [No Email]
Never mind, dear, I'll 'splain it to you later.;)

Be Phlatt    Posted 07-30-2003 at 10:05:34       [Reply]  [No Email]
:) good ones.......Phlatt

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