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M.R.    Posted 08-28-2001 at 08:38:10       [Reply]  [No Email]
Stress puppy: A person who seems to thrive on being irritable and whiny.

Mouse potato: The on-line, wired generation’s answer to the couch potato.

Percussive maintenance: The fine art of whacking the heck out of an electronic device to get it to work again.

Sitcoms: Single-income, tow-children, oppressive mortgage. { What yuppies turn into when they have children and one of them stops working to stay home with the kids.}

Seagull manager: A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, leaves a mess and takes off.

Salmon day: The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only to get messed up and die in the end.

Yuppie food stamps: The ubiquitous $20 bills spewed out of ATMs everywhere. Often used when trying to split the bill after a meal: “We each owe $8, but all anybody’s got are yuppie food stamps.”

WOOFS: Well-off older folks.

Ohnosecond: The miniscule fraction of time in which you realize that you’ve just made a big mistake.

Starter marriage: A short-lived first marriage that ends in divorce with no kids, no property and no regrets


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