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According to Dr. Ruth
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Franz    Posted 08-31-2001 at 16:00:06       [Reply]  [Send Email]
This explains it all, according to Dr. Ruth.
All babies start out with the same number of raw cells, which over nine months, develop into a complete female baby.
The problem occurs when cells are instructed by the little chromosomes to make a male baby instead.
Because there are only so many cells to go around, the cell necessary to develop a male's reproductive organs have to come from cells already assigned elsewhere in the female.
Recent tests have shown that these cells are removed from the communications center of the brain, migrate lower in the body and develop
into male sezual organs. If you visualize a normal brain to be similar to a full deck of cards, this means that males are born a few cards short, so to speak, and some of their cards are in their shorts.
This difference between the male and female brain manifests itself in various ways. Little girls will tend to play things like house or learn
to read. Little boys, however, will tend to do things like placing a bucket over their heads and running into walls.
This basic cognitive difference continues to grow until puberty, when the hormones kick into action and the trouble really begins. After puberty,
not only the size of the male and female brains differ, but the center of thought also differs. Women think with their heads. Male thoughts often
originate lower in their bodies where their ex-brain cells reside.
Of course, the size of this problem varies from man to man.
In some men only a small number of brain cells migrate and they are left with nearly full mental capacity but they tend to be rather dull,
sezually (No Balls) speaking. Such men are known in medical terms as "Lawyers."
Other men suffer larger brain cell relocation. These men are medically referred to as "Police Officers (Big Every things)."
A small number of men suffer massive brain cell migration to their groins. These men are usually referred to as..."Mr. President or Mr.
Congressman or Reverend!!"

IHank    Posted 08-31-2001 at 20:30:20       [Reply]  [Send Email]
Franz- Thanks for posting this one. With some group effort we might push Kimberle Clarke to 64...

Cowboy Joe    Posted 09-04-2001 at 08:05:05       [Reply]  [No Email]
Seriously, Dr. Ruth and I both graduated with advanced degrees in psychology from Columbia Univ. One became a famous psychologist and the other a radio cowboy.

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