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A senior moment
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bill b va    Posted 08-16-2003 at 18:28:34       [Reply]  [No Email]
An elderly couple who were childhood sweethearts had
>> > married and settled down in their old neighborhood and
>> > are celebrating their fiftieth wedding anniversary. They
>> > walk down the street to their old school. There, they hold
>> > hands as they find the old desk they 'd shared and where
>> > he had carved "I love you, Sally."
>> >
>> > On their way back home, a bag of money falls out of an
>> > armored car practically at their feet. She quickly picks it
>> > up, but they don't know what to do with it so they take it
>> > home. There, she counts the money, and it's fifty-thousand
>> > dollars.
>> >
>> > The husband says, "We've got to give it back."
>> > She says, "Finders keepers." And she puts the money
>> > back in the bag and hides it up in their attic. The next day,
>> > two FBI men are going door-to-door in the neighborhood
>> > looking for the money and show up at their home.
>> > They say, "Pardon me, but did either of you find any money!
>> > that fell out of an armored car yesterday?" She says, "No."
>> > The husband says, "She's lying. She hid it up in the attic."
>> > She says, "Don't believe him, he's getting senile."
>> >
>> > But the agents sit the man down and begin to question him.
>> > One says, "Tell us the story from the beginning." The old man
>> > says, "Well, when Sally and I were walking home from school
>> > yesterday..."
>> >
>> > The FBI guy looks at his partner and says, "Let's get out of here."

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