Posted 08-19-2003 at 16:13:10
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Unless of course you have several wells and a septic tank the size of Yankee stadium.
Just had my last party without an outhouse. We had 80 people and had a great time. My water pump hates me now of course, especially when 5 gallon flushes are the same for ladies as well as the gents.
I'll make it 6 X 6 footer and hook up my water hose to the side for a pressurized faucet and
hand sink. Probably a 1 holer as the ladies will be wondering why another one is there, and me trying to explain it to every one that asks.
My wife will put in all the prissy stuff like pink paint and frills, and after a few uses, she won't have anything to do with it when it's purpose becomes more obvious from the odor.
(That's when I'll sneak in a few girlie mags.)
Sides, in an outhouse you never break the golden rule of making another hole for looking down while one is being plugged, right?.
Got enuff problems getting folks to eat lunch after a few beers, let alone this problem.
Spose I'll have to check it with the mop once and a while and make sure the lite bulb is lit. Some gents who can hit a bullseye after a case of 12, can't shoot worth a darn in one of these it seems.
Discreet location is a must, not visible from the road, yup no half moon door, a dead giveaway.
I'll light up the path and put a "Adam,Eve and
Other" sign on the door just in case I missed someone. Guess I'll dig it 6 ft deep as I don't want to look in there for another 10 years. Wife wants it traditional with plant boxes,moon and such, but not me.