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Semi-swearwords wanted
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deadcarp    Posted 08-26-2003 at 14:12:45       [Reply]  [No Email]
been up here in theapy about a week now and ran into a small dilemna: since my condition could be kinda hazardous, everybody has graciously started all these prayer circles so i'm in the spotlight. Then the work is frustrating - imagine slapping as a reasonable substitute for reaching. i tell ya - you can only say consarned and dratted and awnery and pesky so many times and they get old!
so help out here - i need a new vocabuary that'sw a bit more direct ...............

JDK    Posted 08-27-2003 at 06:41:21       [Reply]  [No Email]
The main problem here is semantics,ie:common words don't "carry" the feeling of disgust or frustration you feel,however with a little work,you can come up with things like"Aw,Ratspit!"or "buttsucker",which carry the feeling you wish to express.

Suzy Q    Posted 08-26-2003 at 21:30:47       [Reply]  [No Email]
Dear Carp...
Sorry to hear of your Medical Problem.

Dagnabit, Holy Moley, Friggen, and my
Grandmother used to say Sugar for Shit.

Take Care and I will also be praying for

Swamphandy    Posted 08-26-2003 at 20:14:49       [Reply]  [No Email]
guess I will throw in my 2.

Handy words for expression without offence:

DOH! is one of my favorite expressions for "oh no, dammit" situations.

Junk works well for private parts other than breasts. example: Doh! my donkey kicked me right in the junk!

Many people take offense to statments which use the name "God" in rash and inapropriate ways. Some alternatives may be:

Buddda Dammit! I stubbed my toe!

For the LOVE OF VISHNU will you stop nagging me?!?

That baal damned yuppy drover her car right through my fence!

What in Hare Krishna's name is wrong with my computer?!?

WELL. OL be Muhamad Damned! That there belt buckle IS 100% silver.

Aside from all that, I tend to pick a word and make it mine. Somewhat like the Smurfs using the word "Smurf" for everything, except I change mine from time to time so it doesn't get old. I remember using "Heffer" a while back. Havn't really needed one lately, but over time you can work up a good personal vocabulary so when you DO swear it is in your own language and instead of offending, it makes your emotion known as well as showing a bit of humor.

Dunno if this helps, but I wasted 20 minutes typing it and I feel like I did somthing today.



C Kulig    Posted 08-26-2003 at 20:02:57       [Reply]  [No Email]
Reminds me of when we were kids. A friend called his little brother an a$$half. When I asked him why he calls him that, his reply was " I get in trouble for saying a$$hole!

Maggie/TX    Posted 08-26-2003 at 20:19:40       [Reply]  [No Email]
Hahaha! Now that's funny, C Kulig!!

RayP(MI)    Posted 08-26-2003 at 18:39:56       [Reply]  [No Email]
Donno - wore out all my cusswords! Every time I buy parts, the parts person asks if there's anything else I need, I keep asking for a book of new words, but they don't have any!

dig    Posted 08-26-2003 at 17:42:28       [Reply]  [No Email]
I've always liked 'blarg' or 'blargh'. I read it a few years ago on usenet, it's defined 'as anything you want it to mean'. Then there's Harry Harrison's 'Bowb!' from Bill the Galactic Hero. Another multi-use word.

There are words in American that sound like swearwords but aren't. Phlegm! Find a good dictionary and use your listener's imagination. helio!

Geezum Crow!    Posted 08-26-2003 at 17:38:22       [Reply]  [No Email]
By The Gary,

Son Of My Beach,

Fargging Icehole,

Geezum, Joseph & Mary,

Salmoneye (who is himself a 'swear' locally)


PS...I apologize for spouting off at The Troll...sorry...

Ron,Ar    Posted 08-26-2003 at 17:37:59       [Reply]  [No Email]
Aw shoot, I thought ya wanted some swear words to use on an 18 wheeler, semi-swearwords?
Hope you are doing better DC.

BOSS    Posted 08-26-2003 at 15:52:15       [Reply]  [No Email]
Come and work on one of my crews for a day, the guys will learn you real good in how to cuss. :)

LH    Posted 08-26-2003 at 15:13:04       [Reply]  [No Email]
One of my personal favorites for addressing nagging or pigheaded wopmen is to call them femule, gets the point across real well, and friggin works in most situations too

Maggie/Tx    Posted 08-26-2003 at 14:59:49       [Reply]  [No Email]
DC, first of all, you can use any word that is in the Bible. That will give you at least 3 of the basic real words. Then, you can use doggone it, cotton pickin', freaking or freakin' if you want to use a southern accent. Then, you might just use jerk and creep, which I would use on somebody who posted as "Try this" who deigns to make fun of somebody who has had a stroke and is doing good to type as it is. I hope I have made myself crystal clear to whom it may concern. (smile)
And DC, I hope you get better real fast! You are one of my all-time favorite regulars on this board. :)

try this    Posted 08-26-2003 at 14:35:26       [Reply]  [No Email]
How about you learn to speak English properly, Deadcarp. You may find all sorts of new words that mean exactly what you want to say.

deadcarp    Posted 08-26-2003 at 17:55:49       [Reply]  [No Email]
got this nick from my gramdkids, same as the other couple. sorry it didn't make the front page of you funkin wagnall - you might imptove on but hooda heck am i?

Um...Try this butt-munch.    Posted 08-26-2003 at 17:29:57       [Reply]  [No Email]
Oops...Sorrrry...Fergut all you knowds was dem reel wurds...So's I bettrn jess leaf it at dat, eh?

By the way...How 'bout you quit hiding behind your 'numbers' and stand up like a real Man...

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never mind...I see that you are just a spoofing troll who has been castrated by his Mama...God rest her soul...You aint worth spending more time than an ARIN on...

"Speak Nothing But Good Of The Dead"...

I'd have written it in the original Latin, but I knew you could not handle it without some help...

Salmoneye, Who is easy...And easier to find...

God Bless Sam Colt (Hi Bob!)

Aw shucks    Posted 08-26-2003 at 15:33:33       [Reply]  [No Email]
Theres a time and place for precise "English" and theres durn sure a place for plain ole talkin'n I recon Folks manage ta understand'im pretty offense meant.........

Cindi    Posted 08-26-2003 at 14:57:38       [Reply]  [No Email]
Substitute one letter in every swear word to make it sound like something else. I'd show you examples but I'm afraid the ship might hit the fan and I'd get my axe in trouble. (grin)

newgen    Posted 08-26-2003 at 16:17:58       [Reply]  [No Email]
You mean the fecal matter may come into contact with the air circulation device??

Gene Davis    Posted 08-26-2003 at 18:36:51       [Reply]  [No Email]
Sooo--in other words, the vigiro shall hit the mixmaster!!!!!!! Think that will get me by the correct word police?

Cindi    Posted 08-26-2003 at 18:43:39       [Reply]  [No Email]
The feces shall enter the propulsion system.

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