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bill b va    Posted 08-27-2003 at 09:16:09       [Reply]  [No Email]

 
Subject:
Two new additions to the periodic table of elements Element Name:     WOMANIUM
Symbol:                 WO
Atomic Weight: 
(Don't even go there)
Physical Properties:
Generally soft and round in form. Boils at nothing and may freeze any time. Melts when treated properly. Very bitter if not used well. Chemical Properties:!
Very active. Highly unstable. Possesses strong affinity with gold, silver, platinum, and precious stones. Violent when left alone. Turns slightly green when placed next to a better specimen. Usage:
Highly ornamental. An extremely good catalyst for dispersion of wealth. Probably the most powerful income-reducing agent known. Caution: highly explosive in inexperienced hands! Element Name:      MANIUM
Symbol:                 XY
Atomic Weight:  (180+/-50)
Physical properties:
Solid at room temperature, but gets bent out of shape easily. Fairly dense and sometimes flaky. Difficult to find a pure sample. Due to rust, aging samples are unable to conduct electricity as easily as young samples.
Chemical Properties:
Attempts to bond with WO any chance it can get. Also tends to form strong bonds with itself. Becomes explosive when mixed with KD (Element:CHILDIUM) for long periods of time. Neutralize by saturating with alcohol.
Usage:
None known. Possibly good methane source. Good samples are able to produce large quantities on demand.
Caution: in the absence of WO, this element rapidly decomposes and
begins to smell.


Jet9N    Posted 08-27-2003 at 16:39:06       [Reply]  [No Email]
That should their dander up just as much as
"femule".

LOL

Jet


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