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The Cleanest Dirty Joke Ever!
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M.R.    Posted 08-27-2003 at 12:00:03       [Reply]  [No Email]
Had to open it anyway, didn't you. Well, your putter has a back button feature - if you are easy to offend Use It Now!


Subject: The Cleanest Dirty Joke Ever!

A clean joke is hard to find, here goes...not a dirty word is

used......... Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the

woods. A small tree begins to grow between them. The beech says to the

birch: "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?" The birch says he

cannot tell. Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch

says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son

of a beech or a son of a birch?" The woodpecker takes a taste of the

small tree. He replies: "It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a

birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in.

Les    Posted 08-27-2003 at 12:15:09       [Reply]  [No Email]
I kicked a half dozen slats out of my crib and spit my pacifier across the room the first time I heard that one.

Least ya didn't    Posted 08-27-2003 at 12:42:45       [Reply]  [No Email]
toss yer diaper! Heh,heh,heh.... Clipper

Les...No, but    Posted 08-27-2003 at 13:35:01       [Reply]  [No Email]
I loaded it right up a time or two ";^)

Ayuh....    Posted 08-27-2003 at 14:44:21       [Reply]  [No Email]
Tried them fancy diapers with my boys and I'll tell you even tho the box says "Up to 20lbs." they don't hold half of that.... :^)

Les...ROFLMAO!!    Posted 08-27-2003 at 15:42:51       [Reply]  [No Email]
How true!

Fawteen - 'minds me    Posted 08-27-2003 at 15:51:57       [Reply]  [No Email]
of the old truism: "Politicians and diapers should be changed regularly, and for the same reason."

Will Rogers, I think...

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