Posted 08-31-2003 at 17:57:26
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Elvis the mutt is on the back porch by himself. Fred took Red the pup hunting with him this weekend, and either Elvis is bored, or he's taken to exploring some strange passtimes.
You know the sound that bare flesh makes when it goes down a dry metal slide? We've all heard it, some of us can remember being the source of it.
That's the sound I am now hearing from the back porch. I don't even want to think about what he is doing that could be making that sound.