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Why men lie? (humor)
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~Lenore    Posted 09-04-2003 at 16:50:48       [Reply]  [No Email]
There is a good reason why men lie.

One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above a river, his axe fell into the river.

When he cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, "Why are you crying?" The woodcutter replied that his axe has fallen into water, and he needed the axe to make his living.

The Lord went down into the water and reappeared with a golden axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked. The woodcutter replied, "No." The Lord again went down and came up with a silver axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked. Again, the woodcutter replied, "No." The Lord went down again and came up with an iron axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked. The woodcutter replied, "Yes." The Lord was pleased with the man's honesty and gave him all three axes to keep, and the woodcutter went home happy.

Some time later the woodcutter was walking with his wife along the riverbank, and his wife fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord again appeared and asked him, "Why are you crying?" "Oh Lord, my wife has fallen into the water!" The Lord went down into the water and came up with Jennifer Lopez. "Is this your wife?" the Lord asked.

"Yes," cried the woodcutter. The Lord was furious. "You lied! That is an untruth!"

The woodcutter replied, "Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is a misunderstanding. You see, if I had said 'no' to Jennifer Lopez, You would have come up with Catherine Zeta-Jones. Then if I also said 'no' to her, You would have come up with my wife. Had I then said 'yes,' you would have given all three to me. Lord, I am a poor man, and am not able to take care of all three wives, so THAT'S why I said yes to Jennifer Lopez."

The moral of this story is: Whenever a man lies, it is for a good and honourable reason, and for the benefit of others.

(It's obvious this was written by a man ! ! !)

Ron,Ar    Posted 09-04-2003 at 16:55:09       [Reply]  [No Email]
you must be mistaken, we don't know any men named ~Lenore. :^)

~Lenore    Posted 09-04-2003 at 20:09:55       [Reply]  [No Email]
It was sent to me by a man/male.

I talked to Clod this afternoon,
he said "hi" to you, Ron, and the rest of the board dwellers.

Ron,Ar    Posted 09-04-2003 at 20:30:27       [Reply]  [No Email]
Thanks Lenore, we sure miss the old rascal. Hows his job doing? And don't tell me his business is "dead" either.

~Lenore    Posted 09-04-2003 at 20:44:32       [Reply]  [No Email]
;-)I wont; I wont say he is dying to get started either. He says the "big fast" boat is not operational yet. He also said something about an oil company contract they got. So I guess once the boats are ready things will pick up.

He told me the Coast Guard came by today and visited them. He said he is surprised they approved his boss. Clod says the boss believes in "short cuts".

He sure does miss having constant access to the computer and the message board. He always asks what is happening here. I think he is suffering withdrawals. I know I get a lot more WORK done, but I miss him, too.

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