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Household humor
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bill b va    Posted 09-08-2003 at 15:46:42       [Reply]  [No Email]

( this chick has had it! )
Martha Stewart doesn't live here!!
I'm creative
you can't expect me to be neat too!
So this isn't Home Sweet Home
Ring Bell for Maid Service
If no answer
Do It Yourself!
I clean house every other day
Today is the other day!
If you write in the dust..
PLEASE don't date it!
I would cook dinner
I can't find the can opener!
My house was clean last week
( too bad you missed it! )
A clean kitchen is
...the sign of a wasted life.
I came
I saw
I decided to order take out.
If you don't like my standards of cooking
...lower your standards.
You may touch the dust in this house
but please don't write in it!
Although you'll find our house a mess
Come in
Sit down
It doesn't always look like this
Some days it's even worse.
A messy kitchen is a happy kitchen
..and this kitchen is delirious.
If we are what we eat,
then I'm easy, fast,
and cheap
A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator
Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves
for they shall never cease to be amused.
A clean house is a sign of a mis-spent life.
Help keep the kitchen clean
Countless number of people have eaten in this kitchen
and gone on to lead normal lives.
My next house will have no kitchen
just vending machines.
Gardening forever
. . .
Housework, never!
Dull women have immaculate houses.
I'd live life in the fast lane
but I am married to a speed bump.
If you sleep on it ... make it up.
If you wear it ... hang it up.
If you drop it ... pick it up.
If you eat out of it ... put it in the sink.
If you step in it ... wipe it off.
If you open it ... close it.
If you empty it ... fill it up.
If it rings ... answer it.
If it howls ... feed it.
If it cries ... love it!

Les    Posted 09-08-2003 at 19:35:15       [Reply]  [No Email]
I sure hope my daughter doesn't see that. All she needs is for someone to validate her slovenly housekeeping ways.

Hey!    Posted 09-09-2003 at 04:01:13       [Reply]  [No Email]
If you think my house is a mess...You should see it inside my head...

Salmoneye, Who can't even get in the door of his workshop, and that is why he didn't let Les look in the door....

Les    Posted 09-09-2003 at 12:35:04       [Reply]  [No Email]
ROFLMAOWTIME!!! You musta taken lessons from my daughter!
I ain't no neatnik but her house is dangerous.

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