Country Living
Country Living, Country Skills
Country People - A Country Living Resource and Community
Message Board
Country Topics
Trading Post
Memory Lane
Country Skills
Country Cooking

The Kitchen

Photo Gallery
Vintage Photos
Special Collections

Country Humor
Country Sounds
Coloring Book
Interactive Story

Farm Tractors
Tractor Parts
Tractor Manuals

Classic Trucks
Antique Tractors
Modern Tractors
Site Map
Links Page
Contact Us

Country Discussion Topics
To add your comments to this topic, click on one of the 'Reply' links below.

Joke for the Women
[Return to Topics]

Steve from Tn    Posted 10-11-2003 at 12:29:02       [Reply]  [No Email]
A woman gets home, screeches her car into the driveway, runs into the house, slams the door and shouts at the top of her lungs, "Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!"

The husband says, 'Oh my God! No kidding? What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?"

"Doesn't matter," she says. "Just get the heell out."

Redneck    Posted 10-12-2003 at 05:09:01       [Reply]  [No Email]
A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him,"Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I

The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, "You're in a hot air balloon approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2346 feet above sea level. You are 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49..09
minutes west longitude."

She rolled her eyes and said, "You must be a Republican."

"I am," replied the man. "How did you know?"

"Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to make of your information, and I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help to me."

The man smiled and responded, "You must be a Democrat."

"I am," replied the balloonist. "How did you know?"

"Well," said the man, "you don't know where you are or where you're going. You've risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise that you have no idea how to keep, and you expect ME to solve your problem. You're in EXACTLY the same position you were in before we met, but
somehow now, it's MY fault."

Ron/PA    Posted 10-11-2003 at 16:29:50       [Reply]  [No Email]
How many men does it take to open a beer? None, it darned well better be opened when she brings it to you!

Charles(Mo)    Posted 10-11-2003 at 16:00:52       [Reply]  [No Email]
Why do women like to wear white at their wedding?
Because all the kitchen appliances should match the dishwasher.

just kidding

Juliana    Posted 10-11-2003 at 20:48:11       [Reply]  [No Email]
You guys are baaad! LOL! When to the blond jokes start?

Sid    Posted 10-11-2003 at 21:27:12       [Reply]  [No Email]
When they get somebody to give them a push.

[Return to Topics]

[Home] [Search]

Copyright © 1999-2013
All Rights Reserved
A Country Living Resource and Community