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A Country Western Song
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Bill B    Posted 09-21-2001 at 11:38:58       [Reply]  [Send Email]
I'm trying to remember a particular Country-Western song title or artist who sung it. Mebbe you can help. In the song, the wife talks about turning their home into a saloon so her husband will stay home, and she jokingly says something about how he'll be able to show off crushing aluminum beer cans. Let me know if you know the title or singer. Thanks.


kacie    Posted 07-21-2006 at 13:02:15       [Reply]  [Send Email]
its called Im going to hire a wino by david frizzle


Joy    Posted 06-01-2003 at 08:40:29       [Reply]  [Send Email]
I'm trying to find out the song about how a step dad took over and became the dad. Kinda like thank you for stepping in?? Help!


jim    Posted 01-12-2006 at 19:30:53       [Reply]  [Send Email]
title im going to hire a wino to decorate our home


bill m    Posted 03-13-2003 at 17:55:32       [Reply]  [Send Email]
mel mcdaniel - gonna hire a wino - is the artist and name of the song. should be on his greatest hits


bill m    Posted 09-30-2003 at 20:19:49       [Reply]  [No Email]
I came crawling home last night, like many nights before
I finally made it to my feet as she opened up the door.
And she said, "You're not gonna do this anymore."

She said: "I'm gonna' hire a wino to decorate our home,
So you'll feel more at ease here, and you won't have to roam.
We'll take out the dining room table, and put a bar along that wall.
And a neon sign, to point the way, to our bathroom down the hall."

She said: "Just bring your Friday paycheck, and I'll cash them all right here.
And I'll keep on tap - for all your friends, their favorite kinds of beer.
And for you, I'll always keep in stock, those soft aluminum cans.
And when you're feeling macho, you can crush them like a man."

She said: "We'll rip out all the carpet, and put sawdust on the floor.
Serve hard boiled eggs and pretzels, and I won't cook no more.
There'll be Monday night football, on T.V. above the bar.
And a pay phone in the hallway, when your friends can't find their car."

She said: "I'm gonna' hire a wino to decorate our home,
So you'll feel more at ease here, and you won't have to roam.
We'll take out the dining room table, and put a bar along that wall.
And a neon sign, to point the way, to our bathroom down the hall."

She said: "You'll get friendly service, and Friday atmosphere.
I'll slip on something sexy, and I'll cut it clear to here.
Then you can slap my bottom, every time you tell a joke.
Just as long as you keep tipping, well, I'll laugh until you're broke."

She said: "Instead of family quarrels, we'll have a bar-room brawl,
When the Ham's bear say's its closing time, you won't have far to crawl.
And when you run out of money, you'll have me to thank.
You can sleep it off next morning, when I'm putting it in the bank."

She said: "I'm gonna' hire a wino, to decorate our home,
So you can feel more at ease here, and you won't have to roam.
When you and your friends get off from work, and have a powerful thirst.
There won't be any reason, why you can't stop off here first."

She said: "I'm gonna' hire a wino to decorate our home,
So you'll feel more at ease here, and you won't have to roam.
We'll take out the dining room table, and put a bar along that wall.
And a neon sign, to point the way, to our bathroom down the hall."


Tracy    Posted 06-15-2003 at 08:27:24       [Reply]  [Send Email]
I think the song you are talking about is "The Man He Didn't Have To Be" by Brad Paisley.


christine    Posted 02-25-2003 at 21:26:14       [Reply]  [Send Email]
I am trying to find otu the artist who sung a song. The song is rockabye love where he talks about holding her in his arms and when he looks into her eyes he sees heaven. I heard it on the radio and i want my dad and i to dance to it at my wedding. If anyone can tell me the artist id be grateful!!


Darrell Pawson    Posted 12-12-2001 at 16:04:44       [Reply]  [Send Email]
i know the song well. so does my wife.


tammy    Posted 02-14-2002 at 18:37:11       [Reply]  [No Email]
wasnt it dottie west


tammy    Posted 02-14-2002 at 18:37:11       [Reply]  [No Email]


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Les...fortunate    Posted 09-21-2001 at 11:43:49       [Reply]  [Send Email]
The chorus goes something like this:
I'm gonna hire a wino to decorate our home
So you can feel at ease here and you won't have to roam.
We'll take out the dining room table and put a bar against that wall
And a neon sign that points the way to our bathroom down the hall.
I don't remember the exact title or the artist but I'm sure someone will.


JoeK    Posted 09-21-2001 at 12:28:17       [Reply]  [No Email]
David Frizzel,"I'm gonna hire a wino"


Michelle    Posted 02-12-2003 at 11:50:50       [Reply]  [Send Email]
Me and my stepdad are trying to find the song "i'm gonna hire a whino" well i found it on Kazza, and now im wanting to know if you can purchase the album, what the album name is and where i could get it from, if anyone has any info on this please email me about it, it would be greatly appreciated


Bill B.    Posted 09-21-2001 at 14:12:21       [Reply]  [No Email]
That's it! Thank you.


Joe Martinez    Posted 02-18-2003 at 09:34:03       [Reply]  [Send Email]
I would like the name of the album that the song of David Frizzel sang I'm going to hire a wino to decorate our home. I have been looking for it but don't know the name that it was on.

Thanks, Joe


karl l. earley    Posted 03-09-2002 at 17:08:11       [Reply]  [Send Email]
david frizzel- "hire a whino" lyrics seem to be hard to get, can anyone help me?
georgia satelites-"keep your hands to yourself" lyrics seem just as evasive, please help


karl l. earley    Posted 03-09-2002 at 17:08:11       [Reply]  [No Email]


Ginny Frost    Posted 08-23-2002 at 19:45:15       [Reply]  [Send Email]
I'm looking for a country/western song by a male vocalist that tells the story of a boy and his dog, his best friend. The dog grows old and dies, the boy grows up and marries. He eventually has a child. In each passage of his life he thinks it's love but realizes that love and life get better as he gets older. Can anyone tell me what the title of the song is and who the artist is and possibly the album title? Thanks for your help--I'm trying to find this for a friend.


itallushrt    Posted 08-20-2002 at 10:24:45       [Reply]  [Send Email]
Your already on the internet use the best tool available : www.google.com ... i found multiple links to lyrics of both songs instantly...

http://www.coquetshack.com/lyrics/Lyrics_I/Im_Going_To_Hire_A_Wino_UN_154.htm

and

http://www.nanuq.com/ashleigh/lyrics/k/keep_your_hands_to_yourself.html

cheers!


Debbie Bickrdyke Magnolia,Tx.    Posted 08-12-2002 at 06:49:24       [Reply]  [Send Email]
Hello You can try to go into WinMx.com there you can download any songs, movies and pictures. You also can try KaZZa.com it is another sight to download music. Good Luck


Jason    Posted 07-14-2002 at 20:00:07       [Reply]  [Send Email]
Here are the lyrics to Georgia Satelites:

I got a little change in my pocket goin jing-a-ling-a-ling
Wants to call you on the telephone baby,a-give you a ring
But each time we talk, I get the same old thing
Always no hugg-ee no kiss-ee until I get a weddin' ring
My honey my baby, don't put my love upon no shelf
She said don't hand me no lines and keep your hands to yourself.
B-b-b baby baby baby why you wan' treat me this way
You know I'm still your lover boy I still feel the same way
That's when she told me a story, 'bout free milk and a cow
And said no hugg-ee no kiss-ee until I get a weddin' vow
My honey my baby, don't put my love upon no shelf
She said don't hand me no lines and keep your hands to yourslef.

Hold it here
See I wanted her real bad.and I was about to give in
But that's when she started talking about true love, started talking about sin.
And I said, honey I'll live with you for the rest of my life,
She said no hugg-ee no kiss-ee until you make me your wife-a.
My honey my baby, don't put my love upone no shelf
She said odn't hand me no lines and keep your hands to yourself.


Pen    Posted 05-23-2002 at 19:54:14       [Reply]  [Send Email]
go to www.kazaa.com.......the rest is self explanitory....you just download it and then you can pull up nearly anything audio or video that you would like to have...you can do it by artist or title and the site is 100% resumable meaning if you shut of your computer and then go back to the site you can begin right where you left off. hope this helps


itallushrt    Posted 08-20-2002 at 10:28:10       [Reply]  [Send Email]
Please note that peer-2-peer file sharing programs like kazaa are absolutely loaded with spyware, and pose large problems for novice users. PLEASE UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU ARE DOING before sharing anything off your harddrive. More than likely you are going to end up sharing the entire contents of your pc unknowingly...ie, bank statements, credit card info, etc...

go here and get ad aware for starters:

http://www.lavasoftusa.com/




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