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Some favorite sayings
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Ana    Posted 10-15-2003 at 17:58:54       [Reply]  [Send Email]
1. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't just don't have film.
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> 2. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
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> 3. A day without sunshine is like, well, night.
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> 4. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
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> 5. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
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> 6. Back up my hard drive? How do I put it in reverse?
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> 7. I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
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> 8. When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.
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> 9. Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.
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> 10. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
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> 11. I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
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> 12. He's not dead. He's electroencephalographically challenged.
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> 13. She's always late. Her ancestors arrived on the Juneflower.
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> 14. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be
misquoted
> then used against you.
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> 15. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.
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> 16. Honk if you love peace and quiet.
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> 17. Pardon my driving. I'm reloading.
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> 18. Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so
popular?
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> 19. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
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> 20. It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial costs and
> blamed it on the high cost of living.
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> 21. Just remember if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
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> 22. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting
> something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
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> 23. It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to
end,
> someone would be stupid enough to try and pass them.
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> 24. You can't have everything, where would you put it?
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> 25. Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the
> world's population.
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> 26. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.
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Mudcat49    Posted 10-16-2003 at 04:31:55       [Reply]  [No Email]
It's raining like a twin cunted cow pi$$ing on a flat rock!


Dave Smith    Posted 10-15-2003 at 18:51:00       [Reply]  [Send Email]
Four out of four people die, Shut up and deal.


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