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Vic in Kenefick    Posted 10-18-2003 at 01:20:24       [Reply]  [No Email]

Well butter my butt and call me a biscuit.

It's hotter'n a goat's butt in-a pepper patch.

He fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down

She's so stuck up, she'd drown in a rainstorm

It's so dry, the trees are bribing the dogs

He's as country as cornflakes

This is gooder'n grits

Busier'n than a cat covering crap on a marble floor

If things get any better, I may have to hire someone to help me enjoy it.



deadcarp    Posted 10-18-2003 at 09:28:27       [Reply]  [No Email]
excellent! that one's going to oregon :)


~Lenore    Posted 10-18-2003 at 07:02:11       [Reply]  [No Email]
Buddy, what you doin' up so early??
Those hornets keepin you awake??
Well, goodmorning or goodnight if you've not been to bed yet.


Randy    Posted 10-18-2003 at 03:47:33       [Reply]  [No Email]
Thanks for the early morning smile.


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