Posted 10-18-2003 at 01:20:24
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Well butter my butt and call me a biscuit.
It's hotter'n a goat's butt in-a pepper patch.
He fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down
She's so stuck up, she'd drown in a rainstorm
It's so dry, the trees are bribing the dogs
He's as country as cornflakes
This is gooder'n grits
Busier'n than a cat covering crap on a marble floor
If things get any better, I may have to hire someone to help me enjoy it.