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Awww Geez
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Ludwig    Posted 10-30-2003 at 10:34:55       [Reply]  [No Email]
I knew the Wal-Mart post was gonna get me. I went last night to the one near work that I'd never been to before, had to get a quart of oil.
First off this is the wierdest Wal-Mart I've been in, opens up to both sides of the doors with Automotive way in the back right, Sporting goods way on the back on the left. Electronics way in the back straight ahead.
So after making a major look of the whole store I found my oil and headed up front.
Found a line that looked okay one lady with 2 kids, a boy and a girl, both about 10.
So the girl looks up at me and starts stripping off her clothes. Aww geez, thats wierd. The boy immediately decides that my foot is something to stomp on. Aww geez, "Hey lady, you're kids are obnoxious."
"HOW DARE YOU SAY ANYTHING ABOUT MY CHILDREN! Why they're little darlings!"
"Well lady, one of your little darlings just stripped naked and took off out the door. The other one just put all the first ones clothes on over his own and climbed into the ICE chest."
While the lady when to retrieve the one outside a Wal-Mart employee pulled the other one out of the ICE chest and laughing like a maniac the whole time the cashier rang me up saying "I think she's going to be a minute."

As I left I could just spot the lady out at the edge of the parking lot retriving the runner.

Cindi    Posted 10-30-2003 at 10:55:35       [Reply]  [No Email]
Good Greif Charlie Brown! I thought we had some characters.

Les    Posted 10-30-2003 at 12:42:10       [Reply]  [No Email]
Ya gotta remember, Cindi: Ludwig lives in Massivetwoshutts.

RichZ    Posted 10-30-2003 at 11:36:23       [Reply]  [Send Email]
Prepare yourself, Cindi!!! I hear Walmart makes all new employees be in charge of naked obnoxious kids!!!

Cindi    Posted 10-30-2003 at 11:40:01       [Reply]  [No Email]
As long as I'm in charge of ping pong paddles too, I'll be good to go. (wink)

Ludwig    Posted 10-30-2003 at 11:20:21       [Reply]  [No Email]
Ahh, remember where snowbirds come from....

Cindi    Posted 10-30-2003 at 11:29:00       [Reply]  [No Email]
Well this is true. The majority of our bizzare behaviors come from the over seventy population, bless their hearts.

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