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Neighbors new dog
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bob ny    Posted 11-01-2003 at 05:08:03       [Reply]  [No Email]
my neighbor got a new. dog nice dog except the nutt eats grass so much that the lawn was dying he called the dog mace short for mason he penned mace up to protect his lawn and the lawn grew back while he was cutting the lawn his mower broke so he fixed it. while doing so he lost his favorite 7/16 wreach,looking for hours he finaly gave up. that nite old mace broke out and ate his lawn. the neighbor woke to a bare yard and there laid his wrench he looked at mace and said
A GRAZING MACE HOW GREAT THOW HOUND MY WRENCH WAS LOST AND NOW ITS FOUND


deadcarp    Posted 11-01-2003 at 12:08:46       [Reply]  [No Email]
and here i was cheering for you too bob! sheesh!
now that's worse than holy buckets all the way to jiminy frost and my scale don't get much higher! :)


Les    Posted 11-01-2003 at 08:52:19       [Reply]  [No Email]
You better go dig up old John Newton and see if it's all right with him to (mis)use his words like that.


ouch...    Posted 11-01-2003 at 06:45:21       [Reply]  [No Email]
And I thought I hurt before...

Salmoneye


BOSS    Posted 11-01-2003 at 05:30:46       [Reply]  [No Email]
bob, come on...............


Ron/PA    Posted 11-01-2003 at 05:38:44       [Reply]  [No Email]
Mebbe it's time to get 'ole stormchaser back and start another feud??? (GRIN)


Gene SC    Posted 11-01-2003 at 13:07:21       [Reply]  [No Email]
He reads that, he'll be back talking about us
"county hicks"


Grove r    Posted 11-01-2003 at 06:27:29       [Reply]  [No Email]
I think I may have to go lie down for awhile....must have taken the pong wrills.....


I thought it was cute...    Posted 11-01-2003 at 07:30:41       [Reply]  [No Email]
Jill did too. Cindi


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