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Three kick rule
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Les    Posted 11-08-2003 at 05:52:47       [Reply]  [No Email]
My apologies if you've seen this before. I have, but it's been a while so I thought it worth the effort.

Three kick rule
A big city lawyer went duck hunting in rural Tennessee. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a fence.
As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on his tractor and asked him what he was doing.
The litigator responded, "I shot a duck and it fell in this field, and now I'm going to retrieve it.
"The old farmer replied, "This is my property, and you are not coming over here."
The indignant lawyer said, "I am one of the best trial attorneys in the United States and, if you don't let me get that duck, I'll sue you and take everything you own.
The old farmer smiled and said, "Apparently, you don't know how we settle disputes in Tennessee. We settle small disagreements like this with the "Three Kick Rule."
The lawyer asked, "What is the Three Kick Rule?"
The Farmer replied, "Well, because the dispute occurs on my land, first I kick you three times and then you kick me three times and so on back and forth until someone gives up."
The attorney quickly thought about the proposed contest and decided that he could easily take the old codger. He agreed to abide by the local custom.
The old farmer slowly climbed down from the tractor and walked up to the attorney. His first kick planted the toe of his heavy steel toed work boot into the lawyer's groin and dropped him to his knees. His second kick to the midriff sent the lawyer's last meal gushing from his mouth.
The lawyer was on all fours when the farmer's third kick to his rear end sent him face-first into a fresh cow pie. The lawyer summoned every bit of his will and managed to get to his feet. Wiping his face with the arm of his jacket, he said, "Okay, Now it's my turn."
[I love this part....]
The old farmer smiled and said, "Naw, I give up.You can have the duck."

Redneck    Posted 11-09-2003 at 01:33:43       [Reply]  [No Email]
You ought to put it to music!

bob ny    Posted 11-08-2003 at 05:59:57       [Reply]  [No Email]
i know that farmer he was sitting on a fence one day and a real fancey caddy pulled up and asked which eay to nashville the old farmer thought a wuile and pointed up the road and said well you go up that a way about ahh no no then he pointed down the road and said this a way no no you can't get there from here

Cindi    Posted 11-08-2003 at 06:39:30       [Reply]  [No Email]
OH I LOVE IT! Now I have to go to bed, I shouldn't even be here. I am going to pretend that I wasn't. Ga-bye

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