Posted 11-11-2003 at 12:29:17
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Did you ever have one of those days thats lousy but for no good reason. One that drags all the initiative right out of you?
I didn't sleep good last night, which is really the root of the whole thing.
Then just about as soon as I get to work my wife calls, she left her keys in my truck last night. Now, we went out to dinner, she didn't need her keys but took them anyway. She refuses to carry a purse because she doesn't want to look after it. So instead she's got to look after her wallet AND her keys because she won't put 'em in her pocket. Sometimes I think I'd be better off having a cat...
I can't even explain the other reasons today has been just plain lousy but trust me I'm feeling rotton.
Hope you all are having a better day than me!
|sHan in TN ||
Posted 11-11-2003 at 15:22:55
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kinda like this guy huh?
On arriving home, Norm was met at the door by his sobbing wife, Cheri' who tearfully explained, "It was the druggist. He insulted me terribly this morning on the phone." Norm immediately drove in to town to confront the druggist and demand an apology.
Before Norm could say no more than a few words, the druggist hollered, "Now, just a minute, you hold on! Please just listen to my side of it... This morning the alarm failed to go off, so I got up late. I had no breakfast and hurried half dressed, out to the car, only to realize that I had just locked the house with both house and car keys inside.
I had to break a window to get my keys. Then, driving a little too fast, I got a speeding ticket. and then three blocks from the store, I had a flat tire. When I got to the store there was a bunch of people waiting for me to open up, and I started waiting on them, and all the time the damn phone was ringing off the hook."
The druggist continued, "Then breaking a roll of nickels against the cash register drawer to make change, I spilled them all over the floor. I got down on my hands and knees to pick up the nickels; the damn phone was still ringing. When I came up I cracked my head on the open cash drawer, which made me stagger back against a showcase with bunch of perfume bottles all of them fell to the floor and broke.
Meanwhile, the damn phone is has not stopped ringing for a second and when I finally got to answer it. It was your wife, Cheri' wanting to know how to use a digital rectal thermometer... and honest Norm, all I did was really tell her!"