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Just some silly jokes
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sHan in TN    Posted 11-14-2003 at 08:20:59       [Reply]  [No Email]
these are not to offend anyone they are just somthing that i thought were cute...and to the last one I live in a trailer in TN..lol


1. How do crazy people go through the forest?
They take the psycho path.


2. How do you get holy water?
Boil the he!! out of it.

3. What did the fish say when it hit a concrete wall?" Damm!"


4. What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?
Polaroids.

5 What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?
A stick.

6 What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho Cheese.

7 What do you call Santa's helpers?
Subordinate Clauses.

8 What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?
Quatro sinko.

9 What do you get from a pampered cow?
Spoiled milk.

10 What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite.

11 What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A nervous wreck.

12 What's the difference between roast beef and p soup?
Anyone can roast beef.

13 Where do you find a dog with no legs?
Right where you left him.

14 Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
Because they have big fingers.

15 Why don't blind people like to sky dive?
Because it scares the he!! out of the dog.

16 What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic?
Sanka.

17 What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?
The location of the dirt bag.

18 Why does a pilgrim's pants always fall down?
Because they wear their belt buckle on their hat.

19 What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?
A bad golfer goes, WHACK!" Damm!" A bad skydiver goes, "Damm!" WHACK!

20 How do you catch a unique rabbit?
Unique up on it!

21 How do you catch a tame rabbit?
Tame way, unique up on it!

22 What do you call skydiving lawyers?
Skeet.

23 What goes clop, clop, clop, bang, bang, clop clop clop?
An Amish drive-by shooting.

24 How are a Texas tornado and a Tennessee divorce the same?
Somebody's gonna lose a trailer


Ya done good hoss,    Posted 11-14-2003 at 09:04:25       [Reply]  [No Email]
Ron/PA


Cindi    Posted 11-14-2003 at 10:15:24       [Reply]  [No Email]
I like 'em all but my personal favorite has to be...

Where do you find a dog with no legs?
Right where you left him.

How you been dude?


sHan in TN    Posted 11-14-2003 at 10:47:35       [Reply]  [No Email]
just hangin around. tryin to get stuff done before it gets to cold.....have a good 1


ps hows the post card comming?


Cindi    Posted 11-14-2003 at 11:52:53       [Reply]  [No Email]
I've got about a two and a half inch stack! And still coming!


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