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Lousy birth-control methods
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deadcarp    Posted 12-02-2003 at 07:04:01       [Reply]  [No Email]
i've been thinking about something and can't pin it down: if you were supposed to think of old sayings to go with different subjects, and the subject was "lousy birth control methods" what would you say? you get up to 10 answers :)


wvbill    Posted 12-02-2003 at 17:04:39       [Reply]  [Send Email]
1. son don't trust a bread bag like i did..
2. you can't get pregnant the first time.
3. trust me i am sterile.
4. i was hurt in the war.
5. if you drink beer and whiskey you can't conceive.
6. only when the moon is up can you get pregnant.
7. i always pull it,,trust me..
8. trust me i would marry you if that happens.
9 put a pebble in there and that cures everythin.
10. Trust me if your standing up ,,it will be okay..


Juliana    Posted 12-02-2003 at 16:25:52       [Reply]  [No Email]
then there the guy that used the "beat" method.....he meant rhythm


Maggie/TX    Posted 12-02-2003 at 12:21:14       [Reply]  [No Email]
"A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush." ??

Ok, slapping my very own self! :)


ScooterDude    Posted 12-02-2003 at 10:35:24       [Reply]  [Send Email]
I hear that the guy that invented the "Do not back up" device at the entrance to parking lots is working on a similar device for birth control.


Ron,Ar    Posted 12-02-2003 at 09:01:08       [Reply]  [No Email]
Take an asperin, call me in nine months.


Salmoneye    Posted 12-02-2003 at 08:47:13       [Reply]  [No Email]
I was born Catholic...

I aint got no rhythm...



sHan in TN    Posted 12-02-2003 at 07:23:27       [Reply]  [No Email]

you said lousy..didnt you??? lol


Buddy    Posted 12-02-2003 at 13:48:13       [Reply]  [No Email]
OUTCH !




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