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I thought this was good. 25 reasons you are gettin
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Willy-N    Posted 12-05-2003 at 13:05:13       [Reply]  [No Email]
Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
Having s*x in a twin bed is out of the question.
You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
You hear your favorite song on an elevator.
You watch the Weather Channel.
Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up.
You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."
You're the one calling the police because those darn kids next door won't turn down the stereo.
Older relatives feel comfortable telling s*x jokes around you.
You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
Your car insurance goes down and your payments go up.
You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonalds leftovers.
Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
You no longer take naps from noon to 6 PM.
Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.
Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not c*nd*ms and pregnancy tests.
A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."
You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
"I just can't drink the way I used to," replaces, "I'm never going to drink that much again."
90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
You no longer drink at home to save money before going to a bar.
You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn't apply to you!!!



Dan    Posted 12-05-2003 at 13:27:49       [Reply]  [No Email]
Happily I agree with all of them.I wouldn't want to go back.A few things I think about historically, but now with a home,a few restored tractors and cars,a few other hobbies and a couple of bucks and a great wife I feel its best now.


Willy-N    Posted 12-05-2003 at 13:46:27       [Reply]  [No Email]
I feel the same also, I have such a wonderful family and my health still. I don't want to do it over again and mayby not have it turn out this way. Mark H.


toolman/yabut dan    Posted 12-05-2003 at 13:35:23       [Reply]  [No Email]
just think if ya had it all to do over again , ya could have more tractors have saved all them old cars and married sooner, just another option,lol.all 25 kinda rings a bell though .


Willy-N    Posted 12-05-2003 at 13:49:39       [Reply]  [No Email]
Unless you have the knowlage you gained during the last 50 years or so do you think it would change? I had a rough first 30 years and I think that taugh me something about life. Mark H.


toolman    Posted 12-05-2003 at 14:02:53       [Reply]  [No Email]
thats what growin is albout ,learning,if you knew everything from the start what would be the use , are you sayin you know everything now , i learn something new everyday and hope that continue untill it,s my time to leave.


Willy-N    Posted 12-05-2003 at 14:16:19       [Reply]  [No Email]
No way not done learning yet just know 1,000 times more then I did as a Teenager and that isn't much. Mark H.


toolman    Posted 12-05-2003 at 14:19:12       [Reply]  [No Email]
id like to know what i know now and be 16 again ,oh man would i do things differently haha maybe not, i hear ya when you say you had a rough 30 years , same here i grew up in a coal town, you just imagine what that was all about.


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