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Pennsylvania State Trooper/joke
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Patria    Posted 12-07-2003 at 07:37:41       [Reply]  [Send Email]
Pennsylvania State Trooper.
A Pennsylvania State Trooper pulled a car over on I-81 about 2 miles north of the Pa/MD State line. When the Trooper asked the driver why he was speeding, the driver answered that he was a magician and a juggler and he was on his way to Harrisburg to do a show that night at the Zembo Shrine Circus and didn't want to be late. The Trooper told the driver he was fascinated by juggling, and if the driver would do a little juggling for him that he wouldn't give him a ticket.

The driver told the Trooper that he had sent all of his equipment on ahead and didn't have anything to juggle. The Trooper told him that he had some flares in the trunk of his patrol car and asked if he could juggle them. The juggler stated that he could, so the Trooper got three flares, lit them and handed them to the juggler.

While the man was doing his juggling act, a car pulled in behind the patrol car, a drunk got out and watched the performance briefly, he then went over to the patrol car, opened the rear door and got in.

The Trooper observed him doing this and went over to the patrol car, opened the door and asked the drunk what he thought he was doing. The drunk replied, "You might as well take my butt to jail, cause there ain't no way I can pass that test."

Ana    Posted 12-07-2003 at 12:54:38       [Reply]  [No Email]
Now that was a cute joke, Patria.

Les    Posted 12-07-2003 at 08:55:11       [Reply]  [No Email]
I wondered what that was. I was going up I-81 one day a few years ago and saw that. Somewhere around Chambersburg, I think it was.

Ron/PA    Posted 12-07-2003 at 08:39:13       [Reply]  [No Email]
Now just hold on a minute,, I wasn't really drunk! I was just joking. Now that darned Trooper he didn't take kindly to my jokin, and Donna didn't help matters none when she told the cop not to argue with me when I'd been drinkin!!!
I like this one, I have a couple friends on the force that will enjoy it.

~Lenore    Posted 12-07-2003 at 13:00:21       [Reply]  [No Email]
Funny joke and clever response Ron Pa.

TB    Posted 12-07-2003 at 09:19:25       [Reply]  [No Email]
See you should never laff at thE when thay get stuck in the mud

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