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humor here....    Posted 12-17-2003 at 09:38:11       [Reply]  [No Email]
Widdle Wabbits

A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp,

"Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?"

As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that he's on her level, and asks,

"Do you want a widdle white wabbit or a thoft and fuwwy bwack wabbit or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabbit over there?"

She, in turn blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says in a quiet voice,

"I don't think my pet python weally gives a thit." :^)....Clipper

Taylor Lambert    Posted 12-17-2003 at 18:06:48       [Reply]  [No Email]
LMAO CLipper, I just had an experiance at Petsmart over mice. I stopped there 50 miles way from home comming in tonight from shopping. I knew the nearest pet store to the house was closed so I went in the Petsmart and found rodent alley. I got them to capture me one I didnt know they didnt sell feeder mice. After I paid for it and was on the way out a lady asked me what size cage. I told her my pet python would keep it company. She pitched a fit about it not being a feeder mouse. Then the manager comes over and jumps on the girl that checked me out for not asking my intensions. I got pissy with the manager about that. The python didnt discriminate feeder mouse or pet mouse.

Dog's Friend    Posted 12-18-2003 at 14:37:09       [Reply]  [No Email]
My son used to have a python. I was buying two rats at a local pet shop to feed it. Lady behind me in line asked if rats made good pets. I told her I didn't know. These were supper. Didn't tell her they were a snakes supper. Got a real strange look.

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