Posted 12-18-2003 at 15:36:53
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It was visitor's day at the Lunatic Asylum. All the inmates were standing
the courtyard and singing "Ave Maria."
They were singing it beautifully. Oddly, each of them was holding a red
in one hand and tapping it rhythmically with a pencil.
A visitor listened in wonder to the performance, and then approached the
"I'm a retired Choir Director," he said. "This is one of the best choirs
have ever heard."
"Yes, I am very proud of them," said the conductor.
"You should take them on tour," said the visitor. "What are they called?"
"Surely that's obvious," replied the conductor.
"They're the MoronTapanapple Choir."