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Walmart greeter joke
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Joe Dirt    Posted 12-24-2003 at 05:19:52       [Reply]  [No Email]

The Wal-Mart Greeters...

Two elderly Wal-Mart greeters were
sitting on a bench at the entry when one turns to the other and says,
"Slim, I'm 73 years old now and
I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my age. How do
you feel?" Slim says, "I feel just like a newborn baby." "Really?
Like a newborn baby?"
"Yep. No hair, no teeth and I think I just wet my pants."


nutter one Al    Posted 12-24-2003 at 05:38:14       [Reply]  [No Email]

A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a farmer standing in the middle of a huge field of grass. He pulls the car over to the side of the road and notices that the farmer is just standing there, doing nothing, looking at nothing.

The man gets out of the car, walks all the way out to the farmer and asks him, "Ah excuse me mister, but what are you doing?"

The farmer replies, "I'm trying to win a Nobel Prize."

"How?" asks the man, puzzled.

"Well, I heard they give the Nobel Prize . . . to people who are out standing in their field."


Gary, Mt. Hermon, La    Posted 12-24-2003 at 08:58:33       [Reply]  [No Email]
"out standing in my field"

That's been my goal for a long time now. Gets a little closer each year.

Merry Christmas


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