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Is gravity next?
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Jistthinkin    Posted 11-06-2001 at 17:58:59       [Reply]  [Send Email]
I have been worrying about being in tall buildings, anthrax, small pox, bubonic plague, and now I just thought of something that the terrorists probably didn't think about: gravity. what if "they" turned off the gravity while I was sleepin and couldn't grab onto something like a tree branch or the chandelier? Oh sweaty foreheads!!!!!!

Nathan(GA)    Posted 11-07-2001 at 19:46:27       [Reply]  [No Email]
It'd probably improve my chances of flying!

Mike Taylor    Posted 11-07-2001 at 18:12:45       [Reply]  [Send Email]
Ya think maybe we could position a black hole directly over Afganistan?

F14....Sure!    Posted 11-08-2001 at 04:42:46       [Reply]  [No Email]
And I vote we use Jette Jattson...

big fred    Posted 11-07-2001 at 07:33:44       [Reply]  [No Email]
Kinda underscores the importance of sleepin' indoors with the winders closed, don't it?

TomH    Posted 11-06-2001 at 18:28:21       [Reply]  [No Email]
Just keep a bottle of helium and a few balloons with you. That way if they turn off the gravity you fill up the balloons and hold onto them as they sink you back to earth. Hasn't failed me yet.

Hogman    Posted 11-06-2001 at 18:02:19       [Reply]  [No Email]
Dadnabit Ya just ruint My chance fer a good nights sleep.

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