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What gender is it?
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M.R.    Posted 01-07-2004 at 15:25:06       [Reply]  [No Email]

If you're like most people, common everyday items look inert to you.
But what you may not know is that many of them have a gender. For example . . .

Ziploc Bags - Male, because they hold everything in but you can see right through them.

Copier - Female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm up.
It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.

Tire - Male, because it goes bald and often it's over inflated.

Hot Air Balloon - Male, because to get it to go anywhere you have to light a fire under it . . . and, of course, there's the hot air part!

Sponges - Female, because they're soft and squeezable and retain water.

Web Page - Female, because it's always getting hit on.

Subway - Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.

Hourglass - Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.

Hammer - Male, because it hasn't evolved much over the last 5,000 years, but it's
handy to have around.

Remote Control - Female . . . Ha! You thought it'd be male. But consider - it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying. LOL

Ron,Ar    Posted 01-07-2004 at 16:13:57       [Reply]  [No Email]
About that remote..............

If a woman loses the remote she says " I must have misplaced the remote"

If a man loses the remote he says " Somebody STOLE the remote!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

~Lenore    Posted 01-07-2004 at 16:33:30       [Reply]  [No Email]
LOL very wise, Ron, for a man. ;-)

Dieselrider    Posted 01-07-2004 at 19:04:02       [Reply]  [No Email]
Here, here now. Lol.... Upity women.

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