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Cindi    Posted 01-08-2004 at 15:12:33       [Reply]  [No Email]
....where you can lie like this?

Jake wanted to go to a freind's house and I told him, yes, he could, after he did his chores. Among which is collecting the eggs. I asked him, Jake, where's the eggs?

"There wasn't any."

"What do you mean?"

"None as in zero, not any, no eggs out there." All in a big hurry to go to Josh's.

"How do we go from almost three dozen a day to none?"

"I don't know, maybe because it's been cold?" Looking me dead in my eye.

"Bye Mom!"

Okay it has been cold, but I knew better. There is never 'none' eggs, but I was too busy to go check at the moment. Well I just came back from the hen house. There was eggs. Bunches of them. Brown ones, green ones, blue ones, white ones, even a litle bitty cherry tomato sized one laying right in the dang doorway that he would have probably stepped on with his big stupid foot had he gone out there. Looked like somebody hired a blind man to hide the eggs for an easter egg hunt. They were right there in plain sight!

So I got him on the radio and asked him the question that I started this thread with. The fart.

"Well, I told you I was just playing with you, I told you I would get them later."

"The heck you did, you never said anything of the kind. Did you think I wouldn't miss three dozen eggs? Or raise an eyebrow when you brought in six dozen tomorrow night? Ya big dummy!"

Yuk yuk yuk.

"Ahm sorry." Yuk, yuk, yuk.

"Yeah I bet you are, cause you're going to start walking home right now and collect these eggs before dark."

"Uh! Right NOW? Me and Josh are playing football!"

"Yep, right now. Now doncha wish you'd a done it before you left?"


"Awww...Jake! Get movin'!"

If those eggs had been left to lay in there until tomorrow night the chickens would have walked and crapped all over them and broken half of them and by this time tomorrow I would have had a mess.

Since it's about time to boil and peel about eight dozen eggs for the pigs, I guess he can do that too. The fart.

KellyGa    Posted 01-08-2004 at 21:01:16       [Reply]  [No Email]
You made him come home! Good! Doncha hate it when they LIE like that??? Like your not ever gonna know. Duh..and then make out like your feeble minded and he told you something that he didnt.

Okay, I am obviously not very informed on pigs, so tell me why you feed them eggs, and why you have to peel them. Wouldnt the shell be a good source of calcium? Just wondering. :)

Cindi    Posted 01-09-2004 at 02:08:52       [Reply]  [No Email]
Hey Kelly girl!

Yes, the bugger. It doesn't happen often, which is a good thing, as he's not very good at it.

Mainly we feed them to the pigs just to find a use for them. Right now I have about six dozen in the fridge AFTER the eight for the pigs. As for the shells, it depends on who you talk to. If I just hand feed them a few raw ones, they get shell and all, but when we boil up that many, the shells go backs to the chickens. I think they get more out of it than the pigs.

what    Posted 01-08-2004 at 16:59:51       [Reply]  [No Email]
Why you big bully making him walk home!!!!!
i would make him run home if it were me.....
see ya latter brat........

TB    Posted 01-08-2004 at 17:26:23       [Reply]  [No Email]
I donno I was thinking a good dose of caster oil mint help cure what alling him.

Cindi    Posted 01-09-2004 at 02:17:41       [Reply]  [No Email]
sHan I just never know when you're going to pop up. I don't think he could run that far. The fart.

TB, you know I actually remember getting castor oil, the non-mint kind when I was a kid. How could I have forgotten that? Always worked on me.

TB    Posted 01-09-2004 at 06:41:03       [Reply]  [No Email]
Me too! After I had it a few times just the sight of the bottle or the mention of the word had meraculas healing effects;^)

But will    Posted 01-08-2004 at 15:37:56       [Reply]  [No Email]
You make him do that?

Cindi    Posted 01-08-2004 at 16:29:59       [Reply]  [No Email]
Sure...why wouldn't I?

Good    Posted 01-09-2004 at 10:45:52       [Reply]  [No Email]
for you.

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