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Mouse joke..
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sHan in TN    Posted 01-11-2004 at 09:05:09       [Reply]  [No Email]
Subject: Fw: Fw: Have Fun


> replacement of balls
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > > I don't know how they wrote this with a straight face.....This
> > > apparently was a real memo sent out by a computer company to its
> employees
> > > in all seriousness. It went to all field engineers about a computer
> > > peripheral problem. The author of this memo was quite genuine.
> > > > The word is that the engineers literally rolled on the floor!
> > > > (Especially note the last couple of sentences.)
> > > >
> > > > Re: Replacement of Mouse Balls.
> > > > If a mouse fails to operate or should it perform erratically, it
may
> > > need a ball replacement. Mouse balls are now available as FRU (Field
> > > Replacement Units). Because of the delicate nature of this procedure,
> > > replacement of mouse balls should only be attempted by properly
trained
> > > personnel.
> > > >
> > > > Before proceeding, determine the type of mouse balls by examining
> the
> > > underside of the mouse. Domestic balls will be larger and harder than
> > > foreign balls. Ball removal! procedures differ depending upon the
> > > manufacturer of the mouse.
> > > >
> > > > Foreign balls can be replaced using the pop off method. Domestic
> > balls
> > > are replaced by using the twist off method.
> > > >
> > > > Mouse balls are not usually static sensitive. However, excessive
> > > handling can result in sudden discharge. Upon completion of ball
> > > replacement, the mouse may be used immediately.
> > > >
> > > > It is recommended that each person have a pair of spare balls for
> > > maintaining optimum customer satisfaction.
> > > >
> > > > Any customer missing his balls should contact the local personnel
in
> > > charge of removing and replacing these necessary items. Please keep
in
> > > mind that a customer without properly working balls is an unhappy
> > > customer.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > >
> > > Working moms: Find helpful tips here on managing kids, home, work ?
and
> > > yourself.
> > >


Wm. from NC    Posted 01-12-2004 at 02:24:15       [Reply]  [No Email]
I don't think the Nerds think like we do. This is hilarious. Thanks for sharing.


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