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It's early season
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deadcarp    Posted 01-15-2004 at 11:48:03       [Reply]  [No Email]
round about this time of year we gents have had enough of winter - harvest is long gone, hunting seasons are over, wood is up, shutters are latched and our attentions naturally seek shelter from to the nearest victim - namely our gals!

curiously, at about the same time, the gals seem to lose all circulation in their extremities and the more desirable parts get cold too. so here we all are, stuck between anything significant and with little blue sky in sight.

well i suggest that none of these weird events are intentional okay? they're just natural things so try not to make wisecracks about witches twits.
gals, if you should overhear said wisecracks, rest assured they're not intended to be personal and who believes that old frat anyway?

so try a little harder to be understanding and forgiving and all those nice words that fit everywhere else. if we can get thru this and survive til mid-march, that's the start of nicer days and spawning season and we all darn sure wanna have our bridges rebuilt for that right? with any luck we'll have a few days of thaw to help us along but that's just a mirage so don't get yer hoe into harness yet. (no pun intended - bwahahahaha)

aw just shoot me - anybody for pinnochle?




Fern(Mi)    Posted 01-15-2004 at 14:33:58       [Reply]  [No Email]
One good thing about that white blanket out there. It's covering up all the junk Inever quite got around to hiding from my old lady.
Into each life a little good does snow-show=sure enough.


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