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Little David
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Vic in Kenefick    Posted 01-17-2004 at 08:43:58       [Reply]  [No Email]
Little David was in his 5th grade class when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up--fireman, policeman, salesman,
doctor, etc. David was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father.

"My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's really good, he'll go out to the alley with some guy and make love with him for money." The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement,
hurriedly set the other children to work on some lessons and took little David aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?"

"No," said David, "He works for the Bush administration, but I was too embarassed to say that in front of the other kids."


Sid    Posted 01-17-2004 at 23:45:55       [Reply]  [No Email]
I haerd he played guitar for Dixie Chicks


Jim in Minn    Posted 01-17-2004 at 11:28:21       [Reply]  [No Email]
Another desperate democrat. My, how they get ugly when they know they are on the losing side.


Ron,Ar    Posted 01-17-2004 at 09:48:35       [Reply]  [No Email]
I will leave most of this alone, but somebody here thinks little David's parents were Hillary Clinton and Michael Jackson, he was just ashamed to admit it.


~Lenore    Posted 01-17-2004 at 09:04:50       [Reply]  [No Email]
The way I heard it went:

Little David was in his 5th grade class when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up--fireman, policeman, salesman,
doctor, etc. David was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father.

"My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's really good, he'll go out to the alley with some guy and make love with him for money." The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement,
hurriedly set the other children to work on some lessons and took little David aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?"

"No," said David, "He works for Hillary Clinton, but I was too embarassed to say that in front of the other kids."
;-)


Gene SC    Posted 01-17-2004 at 09:09:48       [Reply]  [No Email]
That's Better


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