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Why God Made Women
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Dieselrider    Posted 01-20-2004 at 18:07:58       [Reply]  [No Email]
Ok, now to be fair I gotta tell you this one.

One day this man had a chance to talk to God, and so he asked God. "Why did you make women sooo very beutiful and alluring so nice"? God replied "So that you would like them". Then the man asked "Then Lord, why did you make them soo dog-gone dumb"? To that God replied, "So they would like you"!

Now that is one of Marci's favorites but, I don't really think it's that funny.

I hope this gets me out of the dog house with some of you women folks. Come on dog move over will ya? Your nose is cold.


KellyGa    Posted 01-21-2004 at 15:48:10       [Reply]  [No Email]
I knew you were just pullin our leg! LOL!


donna in w.v    Posted 01-21-2004 at 03:27:08       [Reply]  [Send Email]
What makes you think you were in the dog house? Most of us women have a pretty good sense of humor.


~Lenore    Posted 01-21-2004 at 07:18:22       [Reply]  [No Email]
That's right, God not only made us beautiful;
He gave us a sense of humor.
He knew we'd need one.



Dieselrider    Posted 01-21-2004 at 03:36:58       [Reply]  [No Email]
I know my wife does, because she puts up with me. We pick back and forth and it's all in fun. It's one of the things that keep us going and happy.


M.R.    Posted 01-21-2004 at 19:36:31       [Reply]  [No Email]
Have you ever dared tried the come-back of

"Why God Made Women"

Is

"That he couldn't teach sheep how to cook"

LOL, I about got a cracked rib on this one, next time I'll learn to keep a safe distance. ;>]


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