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Poem For Computer Users Over 50
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kraigWY    Posted 01-23-2004 at 08:32:28       [Reply]  [No Email]

A Computer was something on TV
From a science fiction show of note
A Window was something you hated to clean
And a Ram was the father of a goat.

Meg was the name of my girlfriend
And Gig was a job for the nights
Now they all mean different things
And that really Mega Bytes.

An Application was for employment
A Program was a TV show
A Cursor used profanity
A Keyboard was a piano.

A Memory was something that you lost with age
A CD was a bank account
And if you had a 3-inch floppy
You hoped that nobody found out.

Compress was something you did to the garbage
Not something you did to a file
And if you Unzipped anything in public
You'd be in jail for a while.

Log On was adding wood to the fire
Hard Drive was a long trip on the road
A Mouse pad was where a mouse lived
And a Backup happened to your commode.

Cut you did with a pocket knife
Paste you did with glue
A Web was a spider's home
And a Virus was the flu.

I guess I'll stick to my pad and paper
And the Memory in my head.
I hear nobody's been killed in a Computer crash
But when it happens they wish they were dead.


I've reached the age where the "HAPPY HOUR" is a NAP




Dave Wi.    Posted 01-23-2004 at 09:29:39       [Reply]  [No Email]
Yep I caught that too,but I know sheep and note dont sound the same,ok now you know I cant spell the other word. ryhm,rhym rime,ryme?


Les    Posted 01-23-2004 at 09:03:53       [Reply]  [No Email]
You lost me when it said a ram was the father of a goat.


kraigWY Oooops    Posted 01-23-2004 at 10:26:16       [Reply]  [No Email]
Just noticed that. I don't have sheep or goats but I am a large animal 4H leader. Geeess, no wonder our kids are screwed up.


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