Posted 01-25-2004 at 10:53:25
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I found this and thought it was real country like. Mark H.
Dear Mum and Dad:
Wes findaly gut inta this hear cumbat. It is nosey hear 2. Alla thees bullits flyin makes me nervus as a cow thets just put her tale on a lectrick fense. Some of thees big bullitts blow up whin they hit. Sounds lik 12 stiks of dynamight going off at wunst.
I gut my pitcher took Pa. Gonna be put in the nuz. 1 of thees fanci wimmen was hear, miss America and she kissed me. Dont thank rong Ma. I never kissed her back. She wernt drissed two propur neether. Jest a lil thing hear an 2 more thar. She called it a bickeeni I thank. She had skin all ovur her.
Howz bessy? Is she given any milk? I missed that cow. Howz hen lay? I cud youze thet dog hear two smell out thees hear Vee Cees. Thems the bad guys.
I no you cant read or rite butt youns kin git Josey two reed this two you. She still thar? They say hear thet Jody gut her and gone. Hees a-*?**-. Has she done an gone? She was probly a Vee Cee anyhow.
By fur this time
Hiram P. Brown