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Dieselrider    Posted 01-26-2004 at 15:32:46       [Reply]  [No Email]
Tractor

Farmer has three sons. One day, his oldest boy comes to him and pleads with him that he is graduating from school and would really like to get a car.
His father says, "Son, come with me." He takes him to the barn and points to the farm tractor and says, "That tractor is needed here
on the farm and I promise that as soon as it's paid for, we'll get you a
car." The boy was not too happy but he did understand that situation and said, "Okay, Dad."
A week later, his second son (10 years old) approaches him wanting a new two-wheel bicycle. Well, he gets the same excuse..............
"as soon as that tractor is paid for..........."
Shortly, a few days later, son no. 3, his youngest, comes bugging
him for a tricycle. Again, 'ol Dad gives him the lecture about the tractor being paid for first.
While leaving the barn, the young boy, more than a little disgusted with the whole thing, sees a rooster mating with one of the hens and promptly goes over and kicks the rooster smooth off the hens back, mumbling to himself the whole time.
His dad says, "Son, why on earth would you do something like that? He didn't do anything to you to deserve that!"

The little boy looks Dad right square in the eye and says, "Hey, nobody rides anything around here until that DARN TRACTOR IS PAID FOR !!!!"


Harrison    Posted 01-26-2004 at 19:54:03       [Reply]  [Send Email]
Boy that hit close to home.FUNNY though.Thanks.


Willy-N    Posted 01-26-2004 at 17:21:19       [Reply]  [No Email]
That is funny! My Daughter told me tonight she found a Tractor to buy. It is a 8N with a Howard and clean! She tells me she wants to clean it up re/sell it for a Senior School Project. They get graded on these things and one of them was a buisness purposal. It was her money so tomorrow I go pick it up for her. Why can't I find these good deals anymore? Must be beginers luck like I used to have. Mark H.


jhill    Posted 01-26-2004 at 19:18:35       [Reply]  [No Email]
Sounds like a chip off the old block as they say. Watch out she'll be beating you to all the good deals.


Willy-N    Posted 01-26-2004 at 21:21:16       [Reply]  [No Email]
She keeps this up I will have to get a real job. Mark H.


Newgen    Posted 01-26-2004 at 23:21:05       [Reply]  [No Email]
Maybe she'll hire you to work for her growing enterprise!


Burlgoat    Posted 01-26-2004 at 16:48:27       [Reply]  [No Email]
That's a real good one.THANKS


TO35    Posted 01-26-2004 at 15:39:31       [Reply]  [No Email]
ROTFLMAO....

good one


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