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bob ny    Posted 01-28-2004 at 04:23:39       [Reply]  [No Email]
as you know we had a visiter in our house,i decided to rid our house of the unwanted guest.
preperation is the key. got my atlas 200-b tree stand from the garage installed it to the wall of living room so i had the most vision area.
located my trusty west and smithin, single shot,fully automatic,magnum .177 calibar rifle with a 2 million power night vision scope.gathered up my pointer cat(we will call her E.T.)and my flush out bird cat(we will call him toughy) i settled in for the long wait.
ET started making funny noises and toughy joined her. i said FLUSH....... I AM NOT REALY SURE WHAT HAPPENEDAFTER THAT BUT I WILL TRY TO EXPLAIN this 600 pound lion type animal came from behind a potted plant and ran up the door casing, i drew a bead on it and squeezed the trigger.------- the report was deafning E,T, remembered an important appointment she had in the kitchun, however between where she was and where she needed to be was a 60 pound dog. she hit the dog with all four wheels driving.
the dog (whom we shall call dale earnhardt) heard this voice in her head say upstairs bedroom NOW but between dale and the first turn is a couch.
mean while the recoil from the rifle caused the screws to come out of the wall holding me up.
at this point the law of gravity took over. on the way down i heard wifes voice in another language something about cat and grandmas china.
now heres the scene i am lying on my back in the middle of the room,couch lying on its back on one side of room. wife sceaming,squirrel siting by door wondering what happened wife came in with tupperware container scooped up squirrel threw him out in the snow
i still havn't found toughy

KellyGa    Posted 01-28-2004 at 12:56:27       [Reply]  [No Email]
LMAO! I can see it, you did a good job with the visual. All that, and the wife brings a bowl and scoops it right up and out, lol.

Alias    Posted 01-28-2004 at 05:23:44       [Reply]  [No Email]
All I can say is, this was better than watching a Roadrunner Cartoon. So, tell me there Wiley, whereje get yer gun and stand, from the Acme Big Game Hunters Supply House? HAHAHA ...gfp

Fern(Mi)    Posted 01-28-2004 at 05:03:55       [Reply]  [No Email]
I can relate.
In a mountain cabin inhabited by a jilian meece, I awoke one nithg hearing one of'em in my sleeping bag, talking about eating one here and taking the other one with 'em.
Fully awakened, a flashlite in one hand a Sam's respounce in the other I slip four paired ears out of Five.
The following nite anything holding water with an abble slice float had a stick leaning on it.
Come back lil toughy.

Burlgoat    Posted 01-28-2004 at 04:33:32       [Reply]  [No Email]
That is funny as all getout.Bet mamma lets you know about it later.
I think toughy is on his way to Texas scared sh*tless.ROFLMAO

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