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New Virus Alert!!
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~Lenore    Posted 01-29-2004 at 08:02:33       [Reply]  [No Email]
....if you receive an email entitled "Bedtimes, " delete it IMMEDIATELY.

Do not open it. Apparently this one is pretty nasty. It will not only erase everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on disks within 20 feet of your computer. It demagnetizes the strips on ALL of your credit cards. It reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the tracking on your VCR, and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's you attempt to play. It will program your phone auto dial to call only 1-900 numbers. This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank.

IT WILL CAUSE YOUR TOILET TO FLUSH WHILE YOU ARE SHOWERING. FOR GOODNESS SAKE, ARE YOU LISTENING??

It will leave dirty underwear on the coffee table when you are expecting company. It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with Rogaine.

If the "Bedtimes" message opened in a Windows 95/98 environment, it will leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged in dangerously close to a full bathtub. It will not only remove the forbidden tags from your mattresses and pillows, it will also refill your Skim milk with whole milk.
** WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN. **

And if you don't send this to 5000 people in 20 seconds, you'll pass gas so hard that your right leg will spasm and shoot straight out in front of you, sending sparks that will ignite the person nearest you.

Send this warning to everyone. If you are a blonde, this is a Joke...

I guess that last sentence was added by the friend who sent it to me, specially for my information..
;-(

~lenore ...who happens to be blonde


deadcarp    Posted 01-29-2004 at 09:00:56       [Reply]  [No Email]
izzat the reason my van wouldn't start? why the nerve ---


walt    Posted 01-29-2004 at 08:41:06       [Reply]  [No Email]
Very funny.

A blonde kidnaps a 10yr old boy. Writes out a ransom note "Put $10k in a brown paper bag, and leave it in the park next to the garbage can by noon today", pins it to his coat and sends him home.
At noon, the blonde goes to the park, and next to the garbage can is the little boy with a note pinned to his coat. "I need more time to get that kind of money"..


Lol!    Posted 01-29-2004 at 08:31:31       [Reply]  [No Email]
Good one, especially the leg shooting out part...LMAO

Thanks Lenore

Cindi


What's so funny?    Posted 01-29-2004 at 08:40:54       [Reply]  [No Email]
This sounds serious...

Salmoneye,


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