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Understanding her
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deadcarp    Posted 01-29-2004 at 08:58:05       [Reply]  [No Email]
over the years we've gathered the usual assortment of house rules like - "never start the day with a question" but this morning i forgot. i'm pulling my pants on and suzn was fussing by the microwave. she was closer than me so without thought i asked her what the thermometer on the tree said.
she replied in one of those sounds that's more like a grunt than an astute observation, "can't tell, my ovaries are still on the wrong foot!" she looked normal enough & didn't spill her coffee as she came by so i let it go. when i stood up i determined that it's almost 30 below but now i have a new question -- what did she mean by that?


TO35    Posted 01-29-2004 at 18:34:55       [Reply]  [No Email]
(understanding her) thats a oxymoron right?


LOL...
TO


Cindi    Posted 01-29-2004 at 16:59:54       [Reply]  [No Email]
I can relate. After Fred asked me for the fiftieth time this month where he left his belt and I say....I don;t know, my ILD is out of order.

Whazza ILD?

Intra-uterine Locator Device.

How could he not know that?


toolman    Posted 01-29-2004 at 11:13:41       [Reply]  [No Email]
my wife woulds say even if she told me i still wouldn,t understand,then she,d say MEN jeeze, and walk away,have fun trying to figure it out but i think best to let it go.lol


steve19438FETTIGANS@AOL.C    Posted 01-29-2004 at 10:58:43       [Reply]  [Send Email]
what were ya doin pullin yer panyt on in the kitchen!?????????????


steve19438    Posted 01-29-2004 at 10:57:19       [Reply]  [Send Email]
mebbe she didn't like the way you were pullin yer pants on!?!


LMAO!!!!    Posted 01-29-2004 at 10:37:32       [Reply]  [No Email]
Wait till tomorrow morning to ask her THAT one.....if ya dare! LOL!!!


exactly just that!!    Posted 01-29-2004 at 09:06:32       [Reply]  [No Email]
..you should know by now ovaries have a mind of their own..just like my hair.


Patria


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