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BeerForDeere    Posted 12-20-2001 at 18:25:07       [Reply]  [No Email]
USAF filled a crop duster with viagra and sprayed it over the Tora Bora valley and the prick finally came out.

mike    Posted 12-21-2001 at 18:56:54       [Reply]  [No Email]
He's probably setting in Paris France in a fancy
hotel with a couple hookers watching us on CNN.

Hogman--- Hurah fer Viagaree    Posted 12-20-2001 at 18:47:45       [Reply]  [No Email]
Why did'nt They do that ta start with????
Too simple I'd recon and a whole lot cheaper. Iff'en it ain't high dollar can't be any good.

We coulda put wings on tha "luv bus"'n made it cheaper yet... Providin of course it were agreeable with MR Hank. Bro Burr coulda been tha chief flinger outer of tha stuff.
Mabe next time

IHank    Posted 12-20-2001 at 18:58:58       [Reply]  [Send Email]
Gents- No can do on using the Love Bus for spreading pig manure! I got better ideas for that set of wheels.

I'm still a big advocate for using up them old 500 gallon LP tanks and them 275 gallon fuel oil tanks, loaded with LP and hog lagoon effluent respectively, and dropping them on places that look to have target potential.

It would provide a needed disposal for hardware that is, or will soon become, hazardous waste around here.

But, could be our DOD dorks think they gotta keep the secret of what bulk LP will do when dropped on caves, tunnels, and bunkers. It would put the high dollar procedures in use mostly out of business! No grin here, IHank

Hogman    Posted 12-21-2001 at 19:35:05       [Reply]  [No Email]
Hank kind Sir I had no intent of besmearin tha prestine enterior uv tha luv bus with "filthy fecese" of a porcine nature,no,no, twas that there viagree stuff as refered to by tha party uv tha first stuff.
Seems ta Me ,dump enough of tha stuff on so's ta get em so charged up They self-distruct and it's all over. Could send some of them interns along ta help?

Clemantine    Posted 12-21-2001 at 04:28:00       [Reply]  [No Email]
I think any objection of your idea by the DOD may be due to the Porcine waste and how it would go over with our Arab "allies" in the area.

This would also explain why their soil is not very rich too, wouldn't it?

BeerForDeere's post has put some bizarre, militaristic, and possibly impure images into this Lady's head - rather like having a song in the head that you can't get rid of like "The Name Game" or "Gramma got run over by a Reindeer"- so forgive me if I am making no sense?

onward to the coffee pot! Clem *who is grinning*

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