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Once a babtist---always a baptist
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bill b va    Posted 02-11-2004 at 01:59:47       [Reply]  [No Email]

 
John Smith was the only Protestant to move into a large Catholic neighborhood. On the first Friday of Lent, John was outside grilling a big juicy steak on his grill.
Meanwhile, all of his neighbors were eating cold tuna fish for supper This went on each Friday of Lent. On the last Friday of Lent, the neighborhood men got together and decided that something had to be done about John, he was tempting them to eat meat each Friday of Lent, and they couldn't take it anymore.
They decided to try and convert John to be a Catholic. They went over and talked to him and were so happy that he decided to join all of his neighbors and become a Catholic. They took him to Church, and the Priest sprinkled some water over him, and said, "You were born a Baptist, you were raised a Baptist, and now you are a Catholic."
The men were so relieved, now their biggest Lenten temptation was resolved. The next year's Lenten season rolled around. The first Friday of Lent came, and just at supper time, when the neighborhood was setting down to their tuna fish dinner, came the wafting smell of steak cooking on a grill.
The neighborhood men could not believe their noses! WHAT WAS GOING ON? They called each other up and decided to meet over in John's yard to see if he had forgotten it was the first Friday of Lent?
The group arrived just in time to see John standing over his grill with a small pitcher of water. He was sprinkling some water over his steak on the grill, saying, "You were born a cow, you were raised a cow, and now you are a fish."


Dave Wi    Posted 02-11-2004 at 06:44:54       [Reply]  [No Email]
I found that joke very funny!
I had a geat aunt that was baptist,and she complained about the catholics.When she first met my wife to be her first comment was "Will you look at those Catholics,they go to church and then staight to a tavern,they're all a bunch of drunks." Little did she know my girlfriend (at the time) was catholic,ofcourse at the reception she bellied up to the bar with the rest of the Catholics. :>)


KellyGa    Posted 02-11-2004 at 06:11:12       [Reply]  [No Email]
bill, that was downright funny. John, get over it. You have to learn to lighten up a little. Clipper, I'm with you, let's go BarBQue! Had a nice juicy steak last night, matter of fact, mmmm...


Clipper    Posted 02-11-2004 at 06:16:09       [Reply]  [No Email]
Awwwwww Kelly yer killing me here! My Bar-B-Q grill is covered wit snow/ice and frozen shut!!!! The wife won't let me bring it in fer defrosting!!!

Clipper: seriously lacking Bar-B-Q in de frozen North.


KellyGa    Posted 02-11-2004 at 06:40:55       [Reply]  [No Email]
LOL! Stack some wood underneath it, and start her up that away. :) Defrost it now, I am coming with the baptist steaks, lol. Sorry, had to. LMAO!


Clipper...ROFL!!!    Posted 02-11-2004 at 06:44:33       [Reply]  [No Email]
Yer a live wire girlie....yes you are!! LMAO!!


KellyGa    Posted 02-11-2004 at 06:46:52       [Reply]  [No Email]
Much ablidged. ;)


John    Posted 02-11-2004 at 04:21:46       [Reply]  [No Email]
I find this post offensive. Only an ignorant and competive person would draw attention to such a irrelevant notion that has no substance and implies ridicule.


Short Round    Posted 02-11-2004 at 06:41:11       [Reply]  [No Email]
Makes you feel righ at home, doesnt it John. Lighten up.


ret    Posted 02-11-2004 at 05:48:31       [Reply]  [No Email]
boy, if this bothers you, don't read all the other posts in this forum. I don't see any other dissenting remarks, maybe you better read it again It is funny
REt


I thought...    Posted 02-11-2004 at 06:00:01       [Reply]  [No Email]
It was funny, but then again...

I gave up humour for lent...

LOL

Salmoneye, Who Just Can't Help It


Old John    Posted 02-11-2004 at 05:04:16       [Reply]  [Send Email]

YUP!, But from a Heathen pov it w's
just funny as H--.
' Til Later........
Old John


Fawteen    Posted 02-11-2004 at 04:50:56       [Reply]  [No Email]
It's just a JOKE, fer chrissake. Get a life.


John    Posted 02-11-2004 at 04:55:08       [Reply]  [No Email]
It is not a subject that can, nor should it be joked about. Thus it is not just a joke.
Get a life.


Fawteen    Posted 02-11-2004 at 07:10:37       [Reply]  [No Email]
How can you look at a duck-billed platypus and not believe God has a sense of humor?


RN    Posted 02-12-2004 at 18:53:21       [Reply]  [No Email]
Perhaps this should read- how can you look in a mirror and not believe God has a sense of humor? RN.


Clipper....LMAO!    Posted 02-11-2004 at 08:41:44       [Reply]  [No Email]
You got them up in Maine too??? LOL!!!!!!!


Clipper    Posted 02-11-2004 at 05:04:43       [Reply]  [No Email]
Too durn early fer bible pounding...go get yer breakfast and calm down....


Clipper: who is a heathen,going to h*ll,and proud of it.


John    Posted 02-11-2004 at 04:58:14       [Reply]  [No Email]
By the way I don't believe Christ needs, But maybe you do.


Johns neighbor    Posted 02-11-2004 at 04:27:57       [Reply]  [No Email]
Yea and don't ya think that the water gittin sprinkled on the fish might wash some of the seasoning off it?


Clipper    Posted 02-11-2004 at 04:25:30       [Reply]  [No Email]
Steaks have a lot of substance....just ask my waistline. :^)

Clipper: who believes there is a place for some of God's creatures.....right next to the mashed taters.


John    Posted 02-11-2004 at 04:24:24       [Reply]  [No Email]
Incidently, I mean that from the Catholic or the Baptist veiwpoint.


Clipper    Posted 02-11-2004 at 04:32:09       [Reply]  [No Email]
I meant mine from the Bar-B-Q specialist pernt of view...

Clipper: who would rather Bar-B-Q than fight...


John    Posted 02-11-2004 at 04:53:04       [Reply]  [No Email]
If you would rather Bar-B-Q, than leave other people alone. They are not hurting you nor do they want to. It does not look that way with you.


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