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Psssst.....Salmoneye!
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Clipper    Posted 02-11-2004 at 06:24:59       [Reply]  [No Email]
What's a Baptist steak look like? :^)


kraigWY    Posted 02-11-2004 at 07:23:14       [Reply]  [No Email]
You guys need to admit you are all sinners, You should pack up all your beer and steaks in dry ice and send them to me for proper disposal. I will see they are all burned in the pit and consumed.

As a good baptist maybe I should start a tuna for steaks program.

PS no light beer please


Oh sure...    Posted 02-11-2004 at 08:16:00       [Reply]  [No Email]
I know very well what you want my beer for...You just want the cans for the 5 deposit!

I am not falling for that one...

Salmoneye, Bottle-Picker From Way Back


Clipper...ROFL!!!    Posted 02-11-2004 at 08:21:31       [Reply]  [No Email]
H*ll I'll give beer fer a good steak any day....the 5cent deposit is another matter! :^)


Ron,ar    Posted 02-11-2004 at 06:57:13       [Reply]  [No Email]
It's probably covered in honey and locusts, best eaten while wearing camel hair and leather girdle:^) (Matt3:4)
You know why Baptists don't believe in dancing? John the Baptist went to one dance and lost his head. (Matt 14:3-10)
Freind of mine said he would only take groups of two or more Baptists fishing with him. If he only took one he would drink up all his beer, two or more, they wouldn't touch a drop.
Ron,Ar (who is ordained Baptist preacher,pastored 8 years, still has a sense of humor)


Larkspur    Posted 02-11-2004 at 09:07:32       [Reply]  [No Email]
Ron,

Do you know why Baptist don't make love standing up?


They're afraid people will think they're dancing!


dave 50 8n    Posted 02-11-2004 at 09:24:40       [Reply]  [No Email]
...I heard that one like this:

Why are Baptists against premarital sex?

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Because it leads to dancing.


Dave--who was baptized Lutheran at Birth, baptized in a Southern Baptist Church in Doss, MO at 17 (or so), and a few years later again at some kind of Norskie Congregtational church (because he didn't feel he had done it respectfully as a youth)---AND who's last membership is proudly at a tiny Southern Baptist Church in CA, but he doesn't attend there anymores.

I still read my Bible...'specially Proverbs: "Where there is no oxen, the manger is clean, but much increase comes from the strenth of an ox"...good stuff.

Ron--sermon fodder, no? :-)


And...    Posted 02-11-2004 at 07:08:30       [Reply]  [No Email]
Give a man a fish...And he will eat for a day...

Teach a man to fish...And he will lay about in a boat all day drinking beer...

Amen

Salmoneye, The Agnostic


Clipper    Posted 02-11-2004 at 07:22:45       [Reply]  [No Email]
NO TUNA...NO BEER!!! I AM READY FER STEAK AND BOURBON!!!! Arrrrrrgggggghhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!


Psst...    Posted 02-11-2004 at 08:04:51       [Reply]  [No Email]
I have the bourbon...

BYOS

Bring Your Own Steak

Salmoneye, The Also Steakless


Clipper    Posted 02-11-2004 at 08:24:08       [Reply]  [No Email]
Jest can't beat that Jim Beam Black Label....got a freezer FULL of steaks here....gotta get that durn grill free and then I'll be cooking!!!

Clipper: who is still trying to find his flame-thrower.


I'm partial to...    Posted 02-11-2004 at 08:51:03       [Reply]  [No Email]
Ezra Brooks...

Cheap...And it has to be good...It has a cork ;-)

Salmoneye


Clipper    Posted 02-11-2004 at 09:11:39       [Reply]  [No Email]
You prolly like Rock&Rye too? That wuz my Granddaddy's favorite.....


Nah...    Posted 02-11-2004 at 09:33:33       [Reply]  [No Email]
Waste of good whiskey...Too sweet too...

I do love the leftover 'junk' though...The orange slices and stuff...Mmmm

Salmoneye


LMAO    Posted 02-11-2004 at 06:30:55       [Reply]  [No Email]
I dunno...

I'll have to ask John next time he shows up at the door...

;-)


Clipper    Posted 02-11-2004 at 06:33:48       [Reply]  [No Email]
Take a picture of it fer me will ya....I don't think he's gonna show up at my door....

Clipper:who's missing steaks left and right here today.


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