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MAN OF THE HOUSE
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~Lenore    Posted 02-18-2004 at 11:36:12       [Reply]  [No Email]

A husband had just finished his book "Man of the house."
He stormed into the house and walked directly up to his wife.
Pointing a finger in her face, he said, "From now on,
I want you to know that I am the man of this house,
and my word is law!
I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal,
I expect a sumptuous dessert afterward.
Then, after dinner, you're going to draw me my bath so I can relax.
When I'm finished with my bath,
guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"

His wife replied, "The funeral director."


That's me    Posted 02-18-2004 at 13:42:30       [Reply]  [No Email]
Huh, when I saw the topic, I figured that this post was about me...........LOL!

RY


Alias    Posted 02-18-2004 at 13:05:36       [Reply]  [No Email]
This could never happen at my house. Bout the time I started in on a gormet meal, she'd already be on the phone calling for the ambulance......
......gfp one who knows his place.


RichZ    Posted 02-18-2004 at 12:53:25       [Reply]  [Send Email]
Not that I would...But if I said that to my wife, there would be nothing left of me for the funeral director to work on!!!



toolman    Posted 02-18-2004 at 12:18:24       [Reply]  [No Email]
heh heh ,looks like your feeling some better, nice to see , take care and go easy.


~Lenore    Posted 02-18-2004 at 14:04:23       [Reply]  [No Email]
Yes, thanks, I am beginning to feel sorta "normal" again. LOL
I only have occassional coughing spells now instead of frequent ones.
I will survive!!



Cindi    Posted 02-18-2004 at 12:07:48       [Reply]  [No Email]
Heh heh heh! Love it!


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